Fęrsluflokkur: Vķsindi og fręši
4.10.2023 | 20:22
Idjót vikunnar:
Framkvęmdastjóri FĶB er einhverskonar hįlfviti
"Ég fagna reyndar žessum įherslubreytingum stjórnvalda varšandi skattlagningu į ökutęki og FĶB lagši fram nśna fyrr į įrinu tillögur um kķlómetragjald žannig aš žetta er kannski angi af žessari hugmyndafręši, sem er jįkvętt ķ sjįlfu sér, segir Runólfur..."
Og svo pönslęniš:
"Runólfur segist hafa įhyggjur af žvķ aš gjaldiš komi til meš aš draga óešlilega mikiš śt hvatanum til orkuskipta. Aš žaš gęti komiš nišur į įhuga landsmanna į orkubķlum."
No shit? Heldur hann ķ alvöru aš žaš aš gera dżrari og óhentugri vöru jafnvel enn dżrari gęti haft slęm įhrif į eftirspurnina?
Jęja...
Rafbķlar voru ķ upphafi svo dżrir aš žaš varš aš fella nišur gjöld af žeim bara til žess aš fį žį sem gętu hugsanlega notaš žį til žess aš fį sér einn.
Og svo er rafmagn ekkert ókeyps, žó fólk vilji halda annaš, af einhverjum orsökum. Og skattlagt upp ķ topp eins og allt annaš.
Žessi peningur mun ekki fara ķ neitt višhald. Žessu veršur lķka stoliš, eins og öllum hinum peningunum. "Gefiš til Śkranķu," eins og žaš heitir vķst. aš sem veršur ekki notaš til aš fjįrmagna barnaklįm, ž.e.a.s.
4.10.2023 | 16:30
Kolefnistrśarmenn og barnanaušgarar
"Trans konan Veiga Grétarsdóttir Sulebust hefur nś stigiš fram og greint frį žvķ aš sögusagnir um karlmann sem į aš hafa nżtt sér kvennaklefa Grafarvogslaugar séu uppspuni byggšur į hatri."
Raunveruleikinn er uppspuni byggšur į hatri, segir flassarinn gešžekki.
Hér er svo drottningavištal viš žennan fręga flassara
"Einstaklingurinn sem um ręšir er karlmašur sem skilgreinir sig sem konu, en samkvęmt reglum mannréttindarrįšs, geta nś hverjir žeir sem skilgreina sig af öšru kyni žrįtt fyrir aš hafa ekki undirgengist neinar slķkar ašgeršir, notaš klefa žess kyns sem žaš skilgreinir sig."
Žessi pervertismi er ķ boši rķkisins.
Hver veršur fyrstur til aš fara ķ djeiliš fyrir pedófóbķsk ummęli?
"A number of new laws are now in effect, as of Sunday. Arguably the most controversial centers around changes to Florida's death penalty. Child rapists can now face execution for their crimes.
The law specifically pertains to child victims under the age of 12."
Žeir hjį Vķsi fį taugaįfall, og ętla aldrei aftur til Flórķda.
Fólk fęr bara žaš sem žaš į skiliš stundum...
"Frumvarp fjįrmįlarįšherra gerir rįš fyrir aš sex krónu kķlómetragjaldi verši komiš į rafmagns- og vetnisbķla į nęsta įri."
Žarna žekki ég žį. Ég myndi halda aš ég vęri į annarri plįnetu ef žeir geršu eitthvaš fólkinu til hagsbóta.
Rķkiš; tekur peningana ykkar, lętur naušga börnunum ykkar og eitrar svo fyrir ykkur.
Spurningin er, hvaš gera žeir viš alla žssa peninga? Ég meina, žeir stela svo miklu af žjóšinni aš hver og einn žingmašur ętti aš vera meš sitt eigiš persónulega flugmóšurskip nśna.
"A woman has sued Walt Disney Worlid after an injurious wedgie caused by a five-storey water slide left her with severe and permanent bodily injury."
Jį.
Fólk bišur um skrķtna hluti žar til žaš fęr žį...
Ķ Sviss er ólöglegt aš kalla feitar lesbķur feitar lesbķur
"This Swiss journalist, Alain Soral, was just sentenced to 60 days in jail because he made fun of a lady, calling her a "fat lesbian."
His lawyers are calling it "a crime of opinion" and bemoaning that people can't just say whatever opinion they have, even if it isn't politically correct."
Sannleikurinn er glępur. Žaš er vandlifaš ķ trśšaheimi.
Allir ķ Kanada žurfa VPN
Brezka lögreglan brżst inn til manns fyrir žann glęp aš tjį skošanir sķnar
"London police raided the home of Reclaim Party leader Laurence Fox on Wednesday morning in the wake of comments made about members of the public destroying Mayor Sadiq Khans green agenda spy cameras."
Ķ Bretlandi eru žeir meš spes gengi til žess aš naušga börnum. Hafa haft žau ķ gangi lengi, og žaš mį ekki stöšva žau, žvķ žau eru heilög.
Žetta veršur svona hérna fljótlega, spįi ég.
Ef žiš geriš ekkert ķ žssu lįta kolefnistrśarmennirnir naušga börnunum ykkar. Žeir setja žaš į fjįrlög, fjįrmagnaš meš kķlömetragjaldi, mešal annars.
Ég hef ekki haft rangt fyrir mér hingaš til, jafnvel um furšulegustu hluti.
"Men Overrun Tech Conference Intended for Women by Registering as Non-Binary...
This caused hundreds of the woke attendees to leave the event in tears afterwards."
Śrkynjaš fólk er reitt: "I'm not a tech person but what happened at the grace hopper conference is sickening. Having my identity be weaponized by cis man really gets on under my skin"
Hahaha!
Tķmarnir eru skrķtnir.
3.10.2023 | 15:20
Ķ Louisiana
"Kruger frequently mocked conservatives on X, ironically calling Dilbert creator Scott Adams "Nostradamus" on Saturday for predicting that people would be dead "within the year" of Biden's election."
Góšur kommśnisti.
Annar fįviti aš fį žaš sem hann baš um
"Last night in the totally peaceful Democrat utopia of Washington DC, a Democrat from Texas was held at gunpoint outside an apartment building where DOZENS of US House members live as his car was stolen from him."
Svona hegša ķslenskir foreldrar sér viš 13 įra krakka sem eru bara aš dęma ķžróttakappleiki
"Žį eru dęmi foreldrar hafi veist aš ungmennum sem hafa veriš aš dęma fótboltaleiki barna.
"Vinkona mķn lenti ķ žvķ į Sķmamótinu aš einhver pabbi labbar inn į, grķpur hana svona og heldur į henni.""
Fulloršiš fólk ręšst į krakka fyrir minnstu sakir.
Hvernig ahldiši į aš žetta liš bregšist viš žegar yforvöld fara aš lįta einhverja tranna og annaš LGBTQ liš naušga börnunum žeirra til žess aš žóknast einhverjum bergmįlshelli?
Pęliš ašeins ķ žvķ.
Į mešan ķ Flórķda.
Karma-lögreglan er ķ góšum gķr
"Ryan Carson, a 32-year-old social justice and climate change activist, was brutally stabbed to death in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
The suspect, who was acting erratically, approached Carson and asked, "What are you looking at?" before launching the fatal attack."
Hann hjįlpaši til viš aš bśa til ašstęšurnar sem leiddu til hans eigin dauša. Svo... Darwin veršlaun.
Glępa-lķf er aršbęrt.
Amerķskir pólitķkusar eru į lęgri launum en ķslenskir.
Hratt bętist ķ Rśssneska herinn
"According to the minister, the overall number of those who joined the Russian Armed Forces or other voluntary units on their own accord since the start of the year has exceeded 335,000 people."
Į mešan, ķ Śkranķu:
... jį.
Į mešan, ķ Louisiana
2.10.2023 | 20:41
Rķkislögreglustjóri heyrir raddir śr andaheiminum
Menn sem voru kęršir fyrir aš hafa augljóslega ekki framiš glęp fį aš labba
"Eftir aš žeir Sindri Snęr Birgisson, 26 įra, og Ķsidór Nathansson, 25 įra, voru handteknir ķ umfangsmiklum ašgeršum 21. september ķ fyrra sagši lögreglan aš žeir vęru grunašir um aš skipuleggja hryšjuverk sem ęttu aš beinast aš borgurum og stofnunum rķkisins. Lögreglan lagši hald į töluvert magn skotvopna og skotfęra įsamt žrķvķddarprentara, žar į mešal AK-47 og AR-15-įrįsarriffla."
Žaš er ég viss um aš žessu veršur įfrżjaš, ef ekki, žį veršur rķkislögreglustjóri bara aš handtaka einhverja ašra fyrir uppdiktuš hryšjuverk.
Śrkynjašur fasisti vill afnema mannréttindi borgaranna žvķ aš hann er svo hręddur
"Ég varš eiginlega svolķtiš hręddur. Mér finnst žetta grafalvarlegt mįl. Žaš kemur kannski ekki į óvart. Žaš hefur veriš aukin hatursoršręša ķ garš hinsegin fólks og viš höfum séš įrįsir į hinum Noršurlöndunum, segir Gušmundur Ingi ķ samtali viš mbl.is.
Hann segir mikilvęgt aš stjórnvöld geti unniš markvisst aš žvķ aš śtrżma hatursoršręšu og hatursglępum."
Hann er śrkynjašur óvinur alžżšunnar. Rķkislögreglustóri ętti frekar aš skįlda upp einhver hryšjuverk til žess aš handtaka hann fyrir.
Rśssar prófa skotheld vesti frį Amerķku
"The American vests performance took the testers by surprise in a negative way, said journalist and defense industry expert Aleksey Yegorov, who served as the host of the shoot. Unlike the other two items, its chest plate got pierced by a 7.62x39mm shot from a Kalashnikov AK-103 from 15 meters (49 feet) away."
Frįbęrt. Stöšvar sennilega skammbyssuskot įgętlega. En Kalashnikov er ekki skammbyssa...
Žeir vita sem vita.
"The leftist government in Germany is furious after Elon Musk outed them for funding at least 8 German NGO ships to pick up illegal aliens off the African coast and dump them in Italy.
The radical leftists in Germany are also furious with Elon Musk because he apparently supports the populist AfD party that is anti-illegal immigration in his tweet."
Vį...
"Tyree Smith, a brain-eating cannibal, was released from a Bridgeport, Connecticut psych ward 50 years earlier than his scheduled release date for good behavior even though he previously told his psychiatrist he wanted to eat her flesh."
Yummy.
Hehehe
1.10.2023 | 20:36
Charlie all over the place
Satanķska barnanauašgara fjįrkśgunar söfnušurunn er alvöru
"A November 2021 arrest in Queens, New York led to the discovery of a satanic cult of pedophile extortionists known as 764, which has been linked to significant criminal activity around the globe..."
... hvaš.
Kaninn hefur misst vitiš.
Žetta er oršiš aš einhverju Viet Nam
"During a visit to Burnley on Sunday, Sunak said he wanted to make the situation absolutely clear, explaining that Shapps did not mean British soldiers would be deployed in Ukraine during the conflict with Russia.
The UK has been training Ukrainian soldiers on British soil for for a long time, he noted."
'Nam flashback.
Get in da choppa! There's Charlie all over tha place!
Ķ tengdum fréttum:
"Russian military spending is set to rise by almost 70 percent to 106 billion by 2024, according to a Russian Finance Ministry document published Thursday, an increase that illustrates Moscows determination to continue its military intervention in Ukraine despite the human and economic costs."
Aušvitaš.
"Cheers roared as former President Trump paid a visit to a Carvel ice cream shop in the Westwood neighborhood of Los Angeles, California on Friday. "
Skerķ.
Ég segi ekkert.
30.9.2023 | 16:33
Śrval af geimverum
Fyndiš vegna žess aš žaš er satt
Svķar fį ašstoš frį hernum til aš eiga viš innflytjendur
"At a moment scenes of illegal migrants flooding southern Europe from across the Mediterranean continue unabated, even mainstream publications like FT haven't hesitated to identify what's fueling the crime and turning Sweden's streets into war zones:
Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson is meeting with both the armed forces supreme commander and the national police commissioner on Friday to consider "how the armed forces can help police in their work against the criminal gangs.""
Mį herinn skjóta žį og senda śr landi žį sem lifa? Ef nei, žį stošar žetta ekkert.
Smį Soylent Grķn.
"President Trump discussed a common sense way to stop looting in major cities today shoot the looters!

It was originally thought the 6-inch skeleton was potentially of extraterrestrial origin because it had a cone-like skull and just 10 ribs rather than 12 a feature that had never been seen in humans before.
2: Marta Yegorovnam supposedly kept an 'alien' (pictured) on ice for two years at her home in the western Russian city of Petrozavodsk. The 'body' was reportedly retrieved from a UFO crash site near her summer house in 2009."

29.9.2023 | 18:42
Fréttirnar eru gefandi og skemmtilegar stundum
Samglešjumst svķum, er žeir öšlast žaš sem žeir hafa unniš aš undanfarna įratugi
"Warring gangs murdered three people in the span of 12 hours in the Swedish capital of Stockholm between Wednesday and Thursday. With one of the murders involving a devastating bomb attack on a residential building, Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson has vowed to bring in the military."
Mér skilst žetta séu ašallega Kśrdar og Tyrkir.
Hvers vegna Svķnn vopnast ekki er hinsvegar óskiljanlegt. Enginn nema alger f“viti fer aš reiša sig į Rķkiš til aš redda žessu. Rķkiš orsakaši žetta.
Ekki rangt. En athugiš: žiš eruš aš bišja um žetta. Ég segi ykkur aš gera žetta ekki, en žiš...
Ég hef ekki mętt miklum skilningi. Og mun ekki gera žaš, jafnvel ekki eftir aš glęponar hafa naušgaš ykkur öllum og myrt öll börnin ykkar. Og naušgaš gęludżrunum.
Berjist gegn glępum; skjótiš į móti.
Hollendingar munu ekkert lęra af žessu.
"The leftists will insist that the following story is impossible considering the Netherlands has outlawed all firearms, ammunition, and weapons of any kind including swords, knives, grenades, and pepper spray.
A gunman wearing a bulletproof vest opened fire in a flat and a hospital in #Rotterdam Thursday. Three people were killed, including a 14-year-old girl."
... bķddu.... HAHAHA!
"The 22-year-old teacher of Salt Lake City, Utah, who uses the/them pronouns, might teach young kids during the day, but her true passion comes alive by night when she transforms into a furry named "Flint," which is part of the "Dutch Angel Dragon" community."
...ok.
Tranni kemst ķ nįnari snertingu viš eigin kvenleika
"In the video, one can see the trans student sneak up behind the girl and throw her to the ground. He proceeds to yank the girl around by the hair before hitting her several times in the head and shoulders.
The SAME student attacking two other girls at a middle school in Oregon."
Ekki sérlega kvenleg hegšun, žetta. "Does not pass."
Ég get ekki hjįlpaš žessum. Ég hegša mér ekkert kvenlega.
28.9.2023 | 13:45
Börnin stśdera Ero Guro nśna. Af einhverjum orsökum.
Ghost in the Shell varaši viš žessu.
Musk aš segj allskonar hluti aftur
"Desperate believers in the science attempted to fact check Musk in the community notes, which are not currently shown on X. Some tried to claim that mutations in the virus diminish the efficacy of the jab, but it still provides protection against serious illness or death."
Mmmhmmm....
"74-year-old rocker Bruce Springsteen has cancelled the remainder of his 2023 International Tour with the E Street Band to recover from peptic ulcer disease and the stress of multiple bouts of COVID this year, according to reports."
... Aftur, fyrir žį sem, eru tregir:
"multiple bouts of COVID this year."
HAHAHAHAHA!
Śrkynjum Menntamįlastofnunar er alger
"Grunnskólakennari į höfušborgarsvęšinu, varš aš hringja sig inn veikan ķ dag, žar sem honum ofbauš nżjar kennsluleišbeiningar sem koma frį Menntamįlastofnun.
Leišbeiningarnar ķ heild sinni:
Aló er meš dökka hśš og į żmsan hįtt sś persóna sem er mest flęšandi og ber nafn sem er fremur óalgegnt. Ķ bókinni er žaš aldrei stašfest hver śthlutaš kyn og kynvitund Alós er og hvaša fornafn Aló vill nota. Ķ einni myndasögunni sjįum viš Aló verša vitni aš strįk er sagt aš hann geti ekki veriš ķ bleiku og sķšar segir Aló mömmu sinni aš Aló haldi upp į bleikan lit. Žetta gęti valdiš žvķ aš lesendur geri rįš fyrir aš Aló hafi veriš śthlutaš karlkyni viš fęšingu og sé strįkur en žaš er ekki ljóst. Höfundinum finnst lķklegast aš Aló sé meš flęšandi kynvitund (Aló gęti e.t.v. vilja nota oršin kynsegin eša flęšigerva, en viš vitum ekki fyrir vķst og ekki öruggt aš Aló viti žaš heldur.) Aló er ališ meira upp eins og strįkur heldur en stelpa, en mamman hafši ekki miklar mętur į kynjatvķhyggjunni (sem er tengd hvķta kynžęttinum og nżlendustefnunni.) En žegar sagan hefst er Aló aš spyrja sig hvar Aló passar inn ķ hvaš varšar kyn. Aló ber žess vegna nafn sem viš upplifum aš gęti veriš strįkur, stelpa, hvort tveggja eša žarna į milli. Ķ žessari lżsingu eru engin fornöfn notuš yfir Aló žar sem žaš er sś leiš sem höfundurinn fer. Sum okkar kjósum aš nafn okkar sé įvalt notaš ķ staš fornafns, önnur vilja nota fornafn. Viš vitum ekki hvaša fornafn Aló myndi kjósa og žvķ fęri lķklega best į aš nota alltaf nafniš Aló ķ staš fornafns žegar talaš eru um Aló."
Aló į röltinu.
Žarna er semsagt fjallaš um kynlausa kryppildiš Aló, sem er žetta afmennskaša trans-humanķska kvikyndi sem RŚV vill aš allir verši ķ framtķšinni. Hangir bara ķ hylkinu sķnu og böršar pöddur, eins og gott lķtiš kynlaust aftstyrmi.
Kynfręšzla barna er martrašarkennd hryllings-vķsindaskįldsaga, aflestrar eins og sżrutripp, full af kynžįttahatri og pervertisma. Eiginlega eins og "Mai Chan."
Eiginlega mjög innblįsiš verk, en ég myndi ekki bjóša börnum uppį žetta. Svona lagaš heitir "Ero Guro." Flettiš žvķ upp.
Framtķš kynfręšzlu į Ķslandi.
Laugardagur er Aló.
Bretar berjast lķka viš rótgróna śrkynjun, žó af öšrum meiši sé:
"Peters said: "The most concerning thing I think is we've heard from Suella Braverman now, that she's reaffirming that she's banned zombie knives..."
Afturgöngur framleiša handa žeim hnķfa nśna, segja žeir.
Töff ef satt reyist, annars grunar mig aš žeir hafi bara veriš aš sniffa lķm. Žeim finnst jś lķmiš betra en bjór.
Finnski hśsnęšismarkašurinn į nišurleiš
"The housing market in Finland is facing a downturn as construction of new dwellings has plunged to levels not seen since World War II, Bloomberg reported on Tuesday.
According to the confederations chief economist, Jouni Vihmo, construction activity in Finland will not improve until the interest rate outlook stabilizes. He added that a recovery in the housing market would require a decline in the stock of new homes and a rebound for older dwellings."
Kreppa.
Į mešan hį bretar göfuga barįttu viš kolefnistrśarmenn
"The vigilante, who is part of the group who call themselves the "Blade Runners", parked his Renault Captur car directly in front of a van fitted with a camera to impose the London ultra low emissions zone."
Góšur.
Róandi kvöldmśsķk
27.9.2023 | 12:46
Menn eru alveg bit
Bretar missa mannréttindin hratt.
Biden og Co fį meiri mśtur frį Kķna en allir ašrir
"Hunter Biden used his Dad's Delaware home where classified documents were found strewn about the garage to receive more than $250,000 in Chinese wire transfers, according to the House Oversight Committee."
Žaš var leynileg ašgerši ķ gangi til žess aš hindra Biden ķ aš detta
"President Joe Biden appeared to slip while walking down the short stairs from Air Force One on Wednesday, hours after staff mocked a report about how they are trying to prevent him from falling."
... jį.
Pólverjar vilja vķst eitthvaš ręša viš žennan Hunka.
Strķš ķ Śkranķu er kostnašarsamt
"In the last few days, the Russians have continued depleting the Ukrainian infrastructure in ways that will turn the inter into a bitter experience, and also disrupting logistics in the troop and equipment accumulations of the rear."
... mmm.
"An illegal alien reportedly bit off an NYPD sergeants finger while being detained in a holding cell.
The grotesque attack occurred after 28-year-old Lenni Rodriguez-Cruz allegedly slammed into an NYPD vehicle and proceeded to smash into three other vehicles before coming to a stop."
"Commander Biden bites another Secret Service agent, the 11th known incident...
When your dog has bitten 11 people it is well past "new training and leashing protocols". In the real world said dog would be "sent to live on a farm"
Commander has been involved in at least 11 biting incidents at the White House and in Delaware, according to CNN reporting and US Secret Service email correspondence, including a November 2022 incident where an officer was hospitalized after the dog clamped down on their arms and thighs."
Amazon women on the moon.
25.9.2023 | 14:40
Heišra skaltu nazista
Kanadķska žingiš heišrar minningu Nazista
"As we detailed previously, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelenskyy - who commands a battalion of neo-Nazis - honored an actual WWII Nazi with a standing ovation on Friday.
Meanwhile, we are surprised that Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have not been vociferously attacking the honoring of one of Hitler's henchmen. That seems like an "anti-semitic" action being taken by Trudeau and Zelenskyy that should demand widespread condemnation from an organization that prides itself on rooting out anti-semitism..."
Žaš er ekkert undarlegt.
Filippseyjar vs Kķna
Ég man žegar allir héldu žvķ fram aš žetta vęri fiskabśrahreinsir
"Here's that Mayo Clinic link for the Doubting Thomases out there. Even the people on the Mayo Clinic forums seem to be shocked.
Q: Hydroxychloroquine may also be used to treat coronavirus (COVID-19) in certain hospitalized patients."
En nei... ma“tti ekki žegar žess žurfti. Ķ stašinn:
Žetta vandamįl fer ekkert ķ burt į einni viku
"The Gateway Pundit reported on these anomalous white fibrous clots back in September 2022 but in this interview, we get into some of the details of what Hirschman has seen, the astronomical numbers hes seeing these issues in, and much more..."
Žaš er vķdjó.
Amerķskur bilaišnašur mun breytast mikiš fljótlega
"On Friday, United Auto Workers (UAW) President Shawn Fain announced an expansion of its strike with 38 sites and almost 5,500 more workers joining the action.
In a press conference, Fain noted that the latest round of walkouts is targeted at General Motors (GM) plants and Stellantis distribution sites as it made significant progress with Ford Motor Company, but GM and Stellantis "will need some pushing.""
Ég er ekki viss um aš nišurstašan verši sś sem žeir óska sér.
Bretar hafa įhyggjur af aš lögreglan vilji ekki skjóta žį
"The UK will be left exposed and unsafe as a result of police officers being forced to lay down their arms, a former senior minister told GB News.
A large number of Met police Counter Terrorism Firearms Officer have stepped back from armed duties, with the exception of five officers who are on annual leave."