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Menn kęršir fyir glępi sem aldrei vor framdir

"Žeir Sindri Snęr Birgisson og Ķsidór Nathansson voru aš lokinni rannsókn įkęršir fyrir hryšjuverk. Įkęrunni var ķ tvķgang vķsaš frį hérašsdómi en fékk aš lokum mešferš ķ hérašsdómi ķ febrśar og ķ dag var kvešinn upp dómur."

Hann Hitlerjugend į X-inu er mjög hręddur viš žessa menn, enda trśir hann įn vafa öllu sem RŚV segir honum.  Hann er gluggi minn inn ķ hugarheim normķsanna.

Veršmętamat...

Hryšjuverkamįliš gerir žetta mį svo afar tortyggilegt

"Sex eru enn ķ haldi lögreglunnar vegna rannsóknar į mįlefnum athafnamannsins Davķšs Višarssonar. Mešal žess sem Davķš er grunašur um er mansal, peningažvętti og skipulagša brotastarfsemi sem tengist rekstri hans vķša um borgina..."

Er žaš?  Eša į hann kannski bara kött, og heilsar kunningjum sķnum į almannafęri?

Svona til dęmis: hver keypti alla žessa žręla af honum?  Žaš gengur ekki aš selja vöru engum.  Žannig gręšist enginn peningur. 

Žetta mįl veršur ekki leyst af žessum óvitum:

"„Hvernig ętlum viš aš fjįrmagna žetta? Viš munum kynna fjįrmįlaįętlun žar sem gert er rįš fyrir žessu. Viš höfum talaš algerlega skżrt. Žetta er okkar forgangsmįl. Žaš er okkar forgangsmįl aš skapa hér forsendur til aš unt verši aš draga śr veršbólgu og aš vextir verši lękkašir,“ sagši forsętisrįšherra."

Žetta eiga aš vera 80 milljaršair yfir 4 įr, eša 20 milljaršar į įri.

Ef žeir leggja nišur Umhverfisrįšuneytiš, žį sparast žetta fljótt.  Žaš kostar 16-17 milljarša į žessu įri, segja žeir.  Og mikiš gręšist žegar žeir sem žar vinna fara aš gera eitthvaš göfugra, eins og aš stunda vęndi eša eiturlyfjasmygl.

Einfalt.

NHS hętti aš gefa börnum žroskaheftandi eitur

"Britain's NHS has just taken puberty blockers off the table for children suffering from gender dysphoria, and will now actually perform the science necessary to show what kind of impact the drugs actually have on the young body"

Weekend at Bernies IRL

"The plot to 'Weekend at Bernie's' playout this past week in Ohio when two women reportedly "propped up a dead man in their car to withdraw hundreds of dollars from his bank account", according to a report from the NY Post and the Star Beacon

When they were done with the dead man, they dropped his corpse off at a local hospital, the report says."

Žetta var lęrdómsrķk kvikmynd.

Ekkert grunsamlegt aš gerast hér

"John Barnett died on March 9 at the age of 62 from what police have described as a “self-inflicted wound. Prior to his death, he had “been giving evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company,” per the BBC. Barnett had retired from the company in 2017 for health reasons after working with Boeing for 32 years.

Barnett further said that emergency oxygen systems for the Boeing 787 had a failure rate of 25 percent in a real-life emergency, adding that he alerted upper management to the problems. After he began working in a South Carolina facility, he observed workers failing to follow procedures to track components through the factory, and in some cases, workers used sub-standard parts to prevent production delays."

Rrrriiight.

"Why don't you go where fashion sits?"

Einhver Banksy wannabe į ferš

"This time it’s yet another installment of the years-long ‘metal monolith’ conundrum. This time, in Wales.

Daily Mail reported:

“A fifth steel monolith shaped like a giant Toblerone has been spotted on a Welsh hill.

Locals in Hay-on-Wye spotted the ten-foot-tall block of steel, resembling the distinctive shape of the [Swiss] chocolate bar, on Hay Bluff near the Powys town at the weekend.”

The artifact sighting is the latest in a series of similar events happening across the UK and elsewhere in Europe."

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Bloggfęrslur 12. mars 2024

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