Paródía

"Go Fuck yourself"... eða eitthvað.

"The women interviewed 2described the act as a symbolic expression of self-love and an affirmation of a deep meaningful relationship with one’s self."

Á meðan, í Kína

"At the one featured in the video, kids learn to bayonet Japanese soldiers, fire mortars, shoulder bazookas, and shoot guns at a range."

Kínverjinn með framtíðarplön.

Bud heldur áfram að tapa

"The greatest beneficiary of Bud Light’s misfortune has been Modelo Especial, a Mexican beer import. Its sales surged over 9% for the week ending May 20 according to Bump Williams Consulting and NielsonIQ data. Modelo Especial is now poised to supplant Bud Light as the world’s number one beer.

Yuengling can also be considered Trump friendly. Yuengling was boycotted by far-left LGBTQ groups in 2016 after its CEO endorsed then-candidate Donald Trump’s run for president."

Modelo er ekki góður.  Drekkið frekar Tecate, þegar það býðst.

Geimverur mættar, segir prófessor

"Dr. Garry Nolan, a professor at Stanford University’s medical school [...] has stated that extraterrestrial life not only exists, but walks among us."

Enginn vill kaupa neitt í Target

"The retail giant's losses over the past couple of weeks have swelled to over $12.4 billion as backlash grows over its decision to sell Pride merchandise to children."

Pútin fjallar um tölvuspil

"Russian President Vladimir Putin told domestic video game developers on Tuesday that he will take up their cause at the upcoming BRICS summit in South Africa. 

The global mega-hit ‘World of Tanks’ was actually developed in neighboring Belarus, with a Russian developer helping – and spinning off a domestic title after Wargaming Group relocated to Cyprus last year due to Western sanctions."