Trump meðferðin

RÚV gefur Bashar Trump meðferðina

"Myndband af meintum galla á kosningakerfi í einvígi Söngvakeppninnar á RÚV fór í dreifingu eftir að sigur Heru Bjarkar var tilkynntur í kvöld. Nokkur fjöldi fólks kannaðist við að hafa kosið Bashar en fengið kosninganúmer Heru Bjarkar á símaskjáinn sér til mikillar furðu. RÚV segir málið til skoðunar en meintur galli hafi þó ekki getað haft áhrif á niðurstöðu kvöldsins."

"Galli."

Eitthvað fyrir Sigurgeir.

Menn að plotta fyrir svo að segja opnum tjöldum

"In a huge development and absolute smoking gun revelation, the government of Germany has confirmed the authenticity of a leaked audio recording file published by Russia's state-backed RT. The leak was first published by RT Editor-in-Chief Margarita Simonyan, who described that she received it from Russian security officials.

It first appeared under the headline "Alleged audio of German officers discussing Crimean Bridge attack leaked" - as it featured top ranking Germany military officials in a private discussion of "a potential German operation to bomb the Crimean Bridge in Russia," as it was initially described by RT. Russian media is now openly admitting that the call was in fact intercepted by Russia. Moscow is now saying this shows "direct" German involvement in the war."

Það var nú ágætt.

Gaurinn sem vill henda atómbombum á allt og alla er ekki hrifinn

"Medvedev, who is currently deputy head of the Russian Security Council, was commenting on audio that surfaced earlier this week.

“Any attempts to present the Bundeswehr officers’ conversation as just a ‘game’ with missiles and tanks would be a malicious lie,” the former president warned. “Germany is preparing for a war with Russia.”"

Frábært.

Erm...

Í Flórída

"The Florida House passed legislation on Friday to lower the legal firearm purchase age from 21 to 18 years."

Á Íslandi getur fólk fengið sér tattú egar það verður 18, til að halda uppá bílprófið, og fengið ser svo að drekka þegar það verður 20.  En það má ákveða að skera af sér kynfærin 15 ára.

Svona til samanburðar.

In tatters!   In tatters!

Menn lemja búðahnuplara

"Shoplifting has unfortunately become a huge part of our national conversation, but I gotta know, do you think these guys out in Vermont took it too far here when they followed this guy into the Home Depot parking lot and gave him the absolute business for his crimes?"

Nah.

Afeitrun eftir júróvisjón.

Það er aldrei nóg metal

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