Það er hægt að fá endurskynsmerki í bankanum.

Og í tryggingafélögunum.

Takið nokkur.  Eitt að aftan, eitt að framan.  Gefið vinum.

Munið: þið verðið ekki sjálflýsandi við að verða fimmtug.

(Ég sé afbrigðilega vel í myrkri.  Það gera ekki allir.)

Framtíðin

Kóvitleysan í framtíðinni.

Rand Paul vs Fauci

"Appearing on Fox News Thursday, Paul urged that Fauci has intentionally "been parsing words" as a way of never admitting that gain of function took place in NIH funded Chinese labs.

In a further interview with ABC News, Paul urged "I've been asking my counterparts, Democrats across the aisle, to investigate this. Not for partisan reasons, but because both sides should want to prevent another pandemic from occurring.""

Fauci og félagar virðast ekki hafa "brain of function."

Talandi um kóvitleysu

"... the Federal Reserve on Wednesday confirmed Biden’s vaccine mandate is, indeed, contributing to the supply chain crisis."

Zerohedge um málið:

"Lie after lie after lie. If the vaccines actually worked, there would be no need for so much deceit, and if their true intention was to “protect public health” then the establishment would be promoting treatment programs and natural immunity, not untested vaccines that continue to disappoint.

Numerous fully vaccinated people including political figures like Colin Powell have died from covid but the mainstream media STILL claims this doesn’t disprove the efficacy of the jab. At the same time, unvaccinated alternative media figures like Joe Rogan beat covid in 3 days using treatments like Ivermectin, and the MSM attacks him relentlessly as some kind of charlatan merely because he dared to not die. The elitists think that the public doesn’t notice massive contradictions like this, but we do. We are not dumb, we see everything."

Ég og fleiri höfum aðgang að netinu.  Allir af minni kynslóð og yngri kunna að nota það.  Og sumir gera það jafnvel...

Twitter skilur ekki paródíu

"I’m sorry to say effective immediately @DPRK_News is defunct.

I founded the account in 2009. Twitter decided today that it violates their rules. I’m not going to label a parody a parody. That moots the point. It gives away the joke.

The DPRK never complained. One of you did."

Ég skil.  Þeir sem halda til á Twitter eru upp til hópa sauðir.

Því til sönnunar:

"Einn af hverjum fjórum á Íslandi notar Twitter."

Hehe...

Reglurnar eru einfaldar.

Alec Baldwin virðist vera idiót.

Hvert skal setja flóttamenn? Ted Cruz er með hugmyndir:

"The Stop the SURGE Act, or Stop the Surge of Unsafe Rio Grande Encampments Act, would relocate illegal immigrants from South Texas to newly established ports of entry for processing under the Immigration & Naturalization Act (Title 8) and Public Health Service Act (Title 42), including:

• Block Island, R.I.
• Greenwich, Conn.
• Martha's Vineyard, Mass...."

Já.  Algerlega.

Pólland vs EU.

Pútín er ekkert hrifinn af úrkynjun vesturlanda

"The Russian leader further called the inability of otherwise rational people to recognize simple biological fact of two genders, male and female, and to go so far as push this viewpoint on children a "monstrous" subversion of timeless self-evident truth:

"This is not to mention things that are simply monstrous," he added, "like when children are taught from an early age that a boy can easily become a girl and vice versa. In fact, they are indoctrinating them into the alleged choices that are supposedly available to everyone – removing parents from the equation and forcing the child to make decisions that can ruin their lives."

This is borderline crime against humanity – all under the guise of progress"

Nú hringir barnageldarinn í mömmu hans.

Trump Jr.

Bara af því að þetta birtist...

Núna

Kóvitleysingur dagsins.

Á meðan, í Skotlandi:

Q: "After a Twitter user snitched on a fellow passenger for not wearing a face mask on a train in Scotland, the rail company responded by telling the grass that he shouldn’t be taking creepy pictures of strangers."

"Be like Dean, not like Gordon."

Jákvætt.

Not The Bee eru drungalegri

Geimverur.  Ekki móðga þær.

Spaaaaaaaace!

S-Kóreumenn fara út í geim.

Hefur þetta eitthvað með skuggalega vegferð Ástralíu í átt til fasisma að gera?

Skinka

Ekki skinka.

Die Hard, nema á Íslandi

Var að hugsa um hvernig Die Hard myndi spilast út á Íslandi AD 2021.

Slíkt hefði aldrei góðan endi, svona raunsætt.  Aðal-gæjinn myndi enda í fangelsi.

En ég held að það væri hægt að gera sniðuga kvikmynd með þessari hugmynd:

Die Hard, á Íslandi, þar sem aðal er ekki lögga.

Orginal Die Hard er svona nógu* raunsæ "feel-good" hasarmynd, sem má alveg ó-írónískt segja að sé jólamynd.

*engar geimverur, leiserar, draugar eða galdrar.  Mest absúrd atriðin eru ekki nógu "beyond the impossible" til að vera hrein móðgun við áhorfandann.

Ef við gæfum okkur að að plott gerðist, þá væri eini munurinn að gaurinn kæmist ekki burt á limmó, heldur þyrfti í einhverjar yfirheyrzlur og svo yrði smá lögfræði-drama.

En það nennir því enginn.

En skoðum þá hvernig við getum gert Íslenska Die Hard:

Ef við gerum orginalinn beint, þá virkar það ekki.  Þá geturðu alveg eins haft geimverur og leisera.  Slíkt myndi jafnvel hjálpa.

Fyrir raunsæið, hugum fyrst að því hvernig aðal kemst upp með þetta allt saman.

Í USA útgáfunni er aðal lögga og þetta gerist í USA og enginn veit neitt um hvernig það virkar, svo sá endir virkar alveg.

Hér á Íslandi eru hinsvegar allt önnur gildi.

Hér getur þú ekkert drepið 5-6 manns í sjálfsvörn, kýlt blaðamann og sprengt hluta af byggingu án þess að lenda í veseni.  Við værum sennilega að tala um 16 ára fangelsi, sama hve mörgum gíslum þú bjargaðir.

Þetta vita allir, og skemmir góða endinn.  Áhorfandinn ranghvolfir augunum. Við viljum það ekki.

Góði endirinn er: aðal sleppur heim.

En til þess að það megi verða, þá verður hann ljóslega að komast hjá því að svo mikið sem meiða hryðjuverkamennina.  Helst verður hann að láta sem hann hafi aldrei verið í byggingunni.

Semsagt, Aðal festist í húsi með hryðjuverkamönnum, og verður að sleppa frá þeim óséður.  Þar með þarf hann að fórna gíslunum.  90 mínútur af feluleik við hryðjuverkamenn á meðan þeir myrða hvern gíslinn á fætur öðrum.

Aðal sleppur heim, allir aðrir deyja.

Og skyndilega er Íslenska Die Hard orðin að voða brútal hryllingsmynd í ætt við "The Belko Experiment."

Gæti verið ágæt stúdía á bjöguði gildismati og siðferði Íslendinga.  Og virkar út fyrir landsteinana.

Skop bannfært og Brandon setur USA á hausinn

Chapelle hefur verið að segja brandara sem fólk hefur ekki fattað.

Ég finn til samkenndar með honum.

"According to Sarandos, his defense of Chappelle should have “led with more humanity” by acknowledging the pain and hurt his employees were feeling due to the company’s decision to host Chappelle’s special."

Mikið af húmorslausu fólki að starfa á Netflix.  Samt er það ekki íslenskt ríkisfyrirtæki... hmm.

Kreppa í USA

Q: "America has already slipped into a recession that could be as bad as the 2008 financial meltdown according to key consumer data, a Dartmouth College professor has warned.

The Conference Board has measured a 25.3-point drop in 2021, while UM has recorded an 18.4-point slump. This compares to a 19-point and a 21-point dip for the indices respectively ahead of the 2008 global financial crash."

Já.

Aktivistar kæra fegurðarsamkeppni...

Q: "The Miss France pageant is now fighting its own war against the feminist horde after a group called Osez le feminism (Dare to be a feminist) filed an appeal against the competition. What exactly did this group of frumpy hags have against the pageant? They said in a statement that "Miss France contestants perform a work service and therefore should be protected from prejudice under French employment law.""

Kóvitleysingar

Kóvitlaeysan er Orwellísk

"Protesters and others online have accused the Italian authorities of tampering with the webcam to ensure news of the unrest did not travel far.

Others highlighted further discrepancies between the live webcam and the scenes in the square.

Trieste authorities have not commented on whether the feed was tampered with or whether some glitch occurred.
The city on the country’s border with Slovenia has been a hotspot for protests against the imposition of the so-called green pass."

Smá kalda-stríðs nostalgía

Umhverfisvernd gengur út á að drepa fátækt fólk

Ef þið vissuð það ekki fyrir:

Q: "no less than a stunning $150 trillion in new capital investment would be required to reach a "net zero" world over 30 years - equating to some $5 trillion in annual investments - and amounting to twice current global GDP."

"BofA admits, the crusade against climate change, the ESG doctrine, the "Net Zero" world, whatever one wants to call it, it's all about greenlighting the biggest QE episode in history, one wrapped in the "noble" veneer of fighting for the most important cause in the history of civilization, but in reality it's just the biggest wealth transfer scheme in history:"

Boris reynir að rústa Bretlandi

"Boris Johnson today unveiled his plan for turning Britain green by 2050 - but was warned by the Treasury that taxes and consumer costs could rise.

The analysis pointed out that government subsidies such as those for electric cars tend to favour the wealthy, while piling on costs for poorer families.

One chart flagged the huge range of possible outcomes from the Net Zero process - suggesting that heating, power and transport costs could rise from around £2,400 a year now to around £2,600 in 2050.

Paul Johnson, director of the IFS think-tank, said: ‘We are looking at well over a trillion pounds over the next 30 years as we build more renewable electricity, as we convert our houses, as we move to electric cars and so on and so on.

‘What is interesting is that the Treasury’s view is that most of that won’t come from us the taxpayer, it will come via us as consumers or from industry though private investment."

Vegna þess að andskotinn hirði láglaunafólk.  Það þarf að kynda, en brátt getur fólk það ekki.

Hvað verður næsta kosningaslagorð hans?  "Frystum Fátæka?"

Nokkuð fjáð dama keyrir á fátækrafrystara.

Skemmtilegt oft hvernig hagsmunir ríkra og fátækra fara stundum saman, en stefna ríkisins og hagsmunir almennings gera það sjaldnar, ef nokkurntíma.

Bari Weiss fær aldrei að tjá sig á Vísi.is:

Q: "Where can I start? Well, when you have the chief reporter on the beat of COVID for The New York Times talking about how questioning or pursuing the question of the lab leak is racist, the world has gone mad.

When you're not able to say out loud and in public there are differences between men and women, the world has gone mad.

When we're not allowed to acknowledge that rioting is rioting and it is bad and that silence is not violence, but violence is violence, the world has gone mad," Weiss said.

"When you're not able to say the Hunter Biden laptop is a story worth pursuing, the world has gone mad.

When, in the name of progress, young school children, as young as kindergarten, are being separated in public schools because of their race, and that is called progress instead of segregation, the world has gone mad. There are dozens of examples."

Framhaldsskólanemendur gegn fasisma

Q: "College students across the country are rejecting school-imposed Chinese coronavirus restrictions, some equating the rules with the growth of the surveillance state.

According to the report, varying Chinese coronavirus restrictions at schools around the country are leading a messy new era of the pandemic, with one student saying that it "feels like the school is blackmailing me.""

Svona er þetta.

Enn að berjast við vandamál sem þeir bjuggu til sjálfir

... berjast við, já... "The backlog at the ports has been caused by a variety of factors: a rise in consumer demand as the pandemic recedes; a lack of dock workers to offload the ships; a lack of truckers to remove the containers; and a lack of space for containers in port."

Einföldustu lausnirnar vefjast mest fyrir Ríkjum heimsins.

París

Ítalía.

Sviss.

Brandon & félagar

The Bee um Brandon & hans verk:

CNN: "Mayor Pete says supply chain disruptions will continue. He claims demand is up because the president has successfully guided this economy out of the teeth of a terrifying recession."

Ian Miles Cheong: "Pete is an idiot. Every other country besides the US managed to get their supply lines back up and running because they aren’t managed by total clowns."

Þetta er CNN.

Í Kanada:

Colin Powell deyr

"General Colin L. Powell, former U.S. Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, passed away this morning due to complications from COVID-19,” read a statement posted to his official Facebook page.

He was fully vaccinated."

Hann var með krabba.

Það er ekki hægt að kenna þessum um Íraksstríðið, það voru aðrir, háttsettari sem stjóruðu því alveg.  Hann "vann bara þarna."

Ástralska kóvitleysan er magnaðari en annarsstaðar:

"The latest encounter of an Aussie citizen with police in Melbourne shows officers actually briefly inspecting a man's beverage, apparently to ensure that his pulling down his mask in order to consume coffee was justified. It should also be noted that this took place outside in the fresh air of a public park..."

Eins og maðurinn komst að orði:

"Melbourne Police grabs a guy's coffee cup to check if there is coffee in it otherwise, he would of fined him for not wearing a mask 

Coffee is known to kill COVID."

Hér er Daily mail

Engin sérstök frétt, rúllið bara niður þetta og sjáð hvernig á að gera fyrirsagnir.  Hressandi, ef maður hefur bara lesið Vísi/MBL.

Tim Pool segir okkur að USA er að bila.  Mikið.

Í dag...

Dems ves Reps...

Frakkland, í dag.

Konu nauðgað, áhorfendur slappa af á meðan

"Police are investigating an incident in which they say passengers on a crowded Philadelphia commuter train stood by and did not even call 911 while a woman was assaulted and raped by a 35-year-old man in plain view."

1: eins og margir hafa bent á hér á landi: fólk er ekki lögreglan.  Einungis lögreglan má stöðva ofbeldisverk, enda hefur hún til þess rétta þjálfun og tilskilin leyfi þartilgerðra yfirvalda.

En random lestarfarþegar ekki.

2: það er kannski öruggt að snitcha á einhvern úr dimmu skúmaskoti inná eigin heimili, en úti á víðavangi, þar sem fólk sér til?

Þetta er útópía margra Íslendinga sem ég hef talað við.

"A Fox News report suggested that some passengers not only did nothing to help the woman who was being raped, but also recorded the incident on their phones."

Hehe...

"SEPTA said the rape could have been stopped sooner if a rider had called 911."

Það hefði samt verið gagnslaust, svona eftir á.

Og hér höfum við vinsælasta lagið á ITunes núna:

Hahaha!

Vofa fasismans er að holdgerast

Barátta ítala gegn fasisma hefst aftur, eftir langt hlé

"Protests have been quick to pop up across various parts of the country, particularly as workers who don't comply can be fined 1,500 euros ($1,760); and alternately workers can be forced to take unpaid leave for refusing the jab. CNN notes that it triggered "protests at key ports and fears of disruption" on Friday, detailing further:

The largest demonstrations were at the major northeastern port of Trieste, where labor groups had threatened to block operations and around 6,000 protesters, some chanting and carrying flares, gathered outside the gates.

Around 40% of Trieste's port workers are not vaccinated..."

Andi Mússólínís svífur yfir evrópu, öllum til ama.

Andi Hitlers svífur yfir Þýzkalandi

"The German state of Hesse has become the first to allow businesses to deny the unvaccinated access even to basic necessities, setting a troubling precedent as its neighbors wrestle with protests against vaccination mandates."

Það tók ekki langan tíma fyrir þetta að koma aftur.  Innan við öld.  Sagan endurtekur sig.

Kalífornía er iðin við að skjóta sig í fótinn:

"Twitter user Jerry Oakley reminds us that “Carriers domiciled in California with trucks older than 2011 model, or using engines manufactured before 2010, will need to meet the Board’s new Truck and Bus Regulation beginning in 2020.” Otherwise, “Their vehicles will be blocked from registration with the state’s DMV,” according to California law.

The requirement is to purchase electric trucks which do not exist."

... og:

"Traditionally the ports have been served by Owner Operators, Oakley says, who are non-union. But under AB-5, California has now banned Owner Operators.

Just like the union longshoremen, union truckers work under a whole host of work rules that simply can’t accommodate crisis conditions like the ones in Los Angeles."

Og:

Þeir eru að gera þetta viljandi við sitt eigið fólk...

Q: "The deputy secretary at the US Treasury has put Americans on notice that the only way to end the plague of empty shelves around the country is for every resident to be vaccinated. The frank warning came off as a threat to many."

Þessi árátta eirra að vilja bólusetja alla er fyrir löngu orðin mjög grunsamleg.  Hvað liggur í raun og veru á bakvið?

Geðveiki?  Líklega.
Heimska?  Kannski.
Eða illska?  Ekkert ólíklegt heldur, sjáum bara söguna.
Kannski sambland af öllu ofangreindu.

Framtíðarstarf Trumps sem listmálari

Q: "Trump added that Hunter Biden inspired him to start painting — and maybe Strzok and Page will be awarded one of Hunter’s beautiful paintings for their outstanding work. Trump predicts his paintings could fetch $2 million per painting!"

Ófriðarseggir brjótast inn í opinbera byggingu

"In what will surely be deemed a harrowing and terrifying Assault on Democracy™, a group of aggressive left-wing protesters attempted to physically occupy the Department of the Interior building on Thursday as a means to further their own political agenda."

Boeing að lenda í vandræðum...

"The Boeing Company announced on Tuesday that employees must get vaccinated against COVID-19 or face the possibility of termination. Leaked documents show workers allegedly planning a "sickout" for every Friday beginning October 15."

Á meðan, í Kína.

Fréttnæmt og annað af netinu

Útskýrir ýmislegt.

Ítalir mótmæla fasisma

Q: "In the northern city of Trieste, for example, over 5,000 protesters flooded the port and rejected offers of free coronavirus tests while in Genoa the ferry terminal as well as the international airport terminal have been blocked by large anti-Green Pass manifestations."

Þetta hlýtur að vera samsæri.

Sósíalistar vilja helst ekki að fólk kæri kynferðisafbrot

Q: "Before last year, Virginia Code § 22.1-279.3:1 required all crimes that occurred on campus to be reported to law enforcement. However, Democrats successfully pushed for an amendment to that law, replacing the word "criminal" with "felony," leaving misdemeanors out of the law’s required reporting incidents."

Þetta er svona allstaðar:  "In 1977, a petition was addressed to the French parliament calling for the abrogation of several articles of the age of consent law and the decriminalization of all consensual relations between adults and minors below the age of fifteen (the age of consent in France). A number of French intellectuals – including such prominent names as Michel Foucault, Gilles Deleuze, Jacques Derrida, Louis Aragon, Louis Althusser, Roland Barthes, Simone de Beauvoir, Jean-Paul Sartre, Félix Guattari, Michel Leiris, Alain Robbe-Grillet, Philippe Sollers, Jacques Rancière, Jean-François Lyotard, Francis Ponge, Bernard Besret and various prominent doctors and psychologists – signed the petition"

... leftistar.

Stemming í Líbanon

Lögreglan í Þýzkalandi vinnur á kommúnista-plágu.

Brezkur þingmapur rekinn á hol

Dauður núna: "Conservative British MP Sir David Amess Dies After Stabbing Attack on Eastwood Road in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex."