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Trump vs Biden

Maxwell ofl...

Aftur: þið hlýðið, það þýðir að þið fáið fleiri og strangari reglur.

Og kvef.

Á meðan, í Flórída:

"According to the New York Times’ coronavirus tracker, last updated November 29, Florida is reporting just three cases of the virus per 100,000 — the lowest in the nation. That is down from the six per capita reported Friday.

Notably, Florida never once had a statewide mask mandate in place. Illinois for comparison, is currently under another statewide mask mandate, yet it is reporting a daily average of 4,661 cases, or 37 per 100,000, representing an increase of 45 percent in the last two weeks."

Það er eins og grímu-notkun sé heilsuspillandi eða etthvað.

Ekki að furða að fólk vilji ólmt nota græimurnar á.  Heilsa?  Hver þarf hana?  Veiran er allt sem þarf að óttast.  

the Federal Aviation Administration accidentally revealed data on over 700 previous unknown Jeffrey Epstein flights on private jets

"The federal records also revealed 704 previously unknown trips that occurred on Epstein’s jets, which included flights between 2013 and 2016, according to Insider. The FAA data does not include the names of passengers."

Úff...

Meira um Maxwell

"Maxwell created a culture of silence in which Epstein's employees were to see nothing, say nothing as the pyramid scheme of abuse urged girls to bring in other girls, Pomerantz argued.

Epstein and Maxwell had a playbook to gain the girls' trust, targeting the struggling daughters of single mothers, and using the “cover” of massage to get lure them into sex, Pomerantz said, adding that they lured the girls in with a promise of a brighter future, then destroyed their lives."

Það er meira:

"AUSA Pomerantz: There were times she was in the room when it happened. That is why we are here today. Between 1994 and 2004 the defendant sexually exploited young girls. She preyed on them and served them up to be sexually abused. She was trafficking kids for sex ..He owned a ranch in New Mexico, an apartment in Paris, a mansion in Manhattan, Palm Beach, a private island. Epstein has private planes and pilots. The defendant got to enjoy that luxury right along with Epstein.

[...]

To get the girls to touch Epstein, they used the cover of massage. The defendant massaged Epstein then told the girls to do it. Epstein brought girls into his massage room every single day. It was sexual abuse. Before I describe those so-called massages, let me say: these are the facts. Epstein touched the teenage girls with equipment... He sometimes penetrated... The defendant helped Epstein find those girls, for so-called massages. They lured their victims with a promise of a brighter future then destroyed their lives. The defendant was jet-setting in private planes."

Betur þekkt amerísk spillingarmál:

"Further revelations from the infamous Hunter Biden laptop found in 2019 have shown that Joe Biden was to be a party to the deal being discussed with Chinese energy company CFEC, and was to receive a 10 percent cut."

Vélmenni geta nú fjölgað sér sjálf

"Miniscule biological machines developed by scientists from the cells of Frogs – commonly referred to as Xenobots – can now self-replicate according to a new scientific report."

Þau eiga langt í land.  Samt nokkuð viss um að greindarvísitala þeirra er hærri en íslensks almennings.

Sæbjörns mánudagur

Ursus Maritimus, semsagt, sæbjörn:

Þeir finnast semsagt stundum í sjónum þessir, stundum jafnvel á mánudögum.  Sem gerir það að sæbjarna mánudögum, eða sæ-bear monday.

KK & Maxwell

Írónískt...

"According to the American Medical Association (AMA), a whopping 96 percent of United States doctors as of June have been “vaccinated” for the Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19). And some of the most outspoken among them, ironically enough, are now dead.

[langur listi...]

Indonesia: At least 20 doctors died in June after getting the jab."

Eitur með óljósa virkni

"The vaccine's spike protein will be distributed throughout the body via mRNA, he says, and made in different tissues throughout the body.

“Those tissues will be recognized as foreign and will trigger a host of autoimmune responses. So, the deaths that are meant to follow the vaccinations will never be able to be pinned on the poison! They will be too diverse, there will be too many, and they will be in too broad a timeframe for us to understand that we have been poisoned,” he said.

The vaccine's ability to exacerbate pre-existing illnesses means that people’s deaths will instead be blamed on whatever underlying conditions they had, even if those conditions never would have killed them otherwise."

Ekkert nýtt...

Hægvirkandi, en virkandi

"Excess mortality can be found in all 16 countries. The number of Covid deaths reported by the RKI in the period under review consistently only represents a relatively small part of the excess mortality and above all cannot explain the critical issue: The higher the vaccination rate, the higher the excess mortality.

In many cases, death does not occur immediately after the jab. This creates a false sense of “safety and effectiveness” that leads people to believe that everything is just fine."

Þetta er það sem Hagstofan er að gefa í skyn.

Oh shit...

Að öðru:

Ghislaine Maxwell.

Smá meira um þetta mál:

"Maxwell faces the following charges:

1. Count One: Conspiracy to Entice Minors to Travel to Engage in Illegal Sex Acts.

2. Count Two: Enticement of a Minor to Travel to Engage in Illegal Sex Acts.

3. Count Three: Conspiracy to Transport Minors with Intent to Engage in Criminal Sexual Activity.

4. Count Four: Transportation of a Minor with Intent to Engage in Criminal Sexual Activity.

5. Count Five: Sex Trafficking Conspiracy.

6. Count Six: Sex Trafficking of a Minor.

7. Counts Seven and Eight: Perjury (stemming from allegedly false deposition testimony during a civil suit)."

"Of course, then there's former President Bill Clinton, who was alleged to be at Epstein’s island with Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and 2 young girls."

"Whether Clinton’s name – or the names of other Epstein friends, such as Alan Dershowitz or Prince Andrew or Bill Richardson – will be revealed during trial is another matter. Do not be surprised if these names are not mentioned, as the scope of Maxwell’s alleged criminal conduct is alleged to four victims (we suspect there were many more) that don’t involve these men. The federal judge won’t allow it."

Já.  Fylgjumst með.  Ekkert betra að gera.

Fólk batnar ekki milli daga

Þið fallið fyrir þessu í hvert skifti.

Þetta er meinlaust, fíflin ykkar

"Contrary to the panicmongering unleashed by western mainstream median, Barry Schoub, chairman of the Ministerial Advisory Committee on Vaccines, told Sky News on Sunday that while South Africa, which first identified the new variant, currently has 3,220 people with the coronavirus infection overall and while the variant does appear to be spreading rapidly, there’s been no real uptick in hospitalizations..."

Þetta síast ekki inn hjá fólki, er það?

Þessi spáir rétt, held ég.

The bee:

"WUHAN—Thousands gathered outside the Wuhan Institute of Virology with faces of anxious anticipation over the weekend, as rumors had been circulating that a new COVID-19 variant would soon be named. The hopeful pilgrims' hours of waiting were not in vain. Cheers erupted as white smoke began pouring out of the chimney early Sunday morning, signaling the creation and naming of a new COVID-19 variant.

"It was a lively debate," said one source from inside the Wuhan lab. "Yuhang suggested we just keep following the Greek alphabet and name it Xi. We haven't heard from him in a few days, come to think of it."

"Nu" was also floated as a possibility, but scientists wanted to avoid the stigma of being associated with nu-metal, generally acknowledged as the worst musical genre on the planet."

En að alvarlegri málum:

Við ættum að taka okkur Indverja & Kínverja til fyrirmyndar

"The world’s greatest polluters are set to receive $2 billion in climate aid."

Kínversk stjórnvöld = gáfuð.  Íslensk stjórnvöld = sauð-heimsk.

100% afsláttur um helgina.

"The mayhem of Thanksgiving week follows a three-night-long free-for-all in California’s Bay Area last weekend, previously reported by Breitbart News.

Looters hit high-end stores like Louis Vuitton and Yves Saint Laurent in San Francisco’s Union Square on November 19. The next night a group of 50-80 rushed a Walnut Creek Nordstrom near San Francisco."

Hvenær kemur þessi siður hingað?

Réttarhöld yfir þessum pedó byrja í dag

"Ghislaine Maxwell placed job adverts for recruits to answer phones ‘during school holidays’ when she allegedly trafficked girls for Jeffrey Epstein, the Daily Mail can reveal today."

"Federal cases are not televised.

Use this phone number, 844 721 7237

Access code 999 1787.

This starts tomorrow Monday, Nov. 29th.

You can listen to the audio."

Búið ykkur undir einkennalausar vítiskvalir og einkennalausan dauða

Sprautað fólk deyr frekar úr vírus

Ekki bara fær það hann frekar (ADE) heldur deyr það frekar úr honum (líka ADE):

"The report reveals that there were 833,332 recorded Covid-19 cases, 9,094 Covid-19 hospitalisations and 3,700 Covid-19 deaths from October 25th to November 21st. Of these the unvaccinated accounted for 39% of all cases, 34% of all hospitalisations, and 19% of all deaths. Whilst the vaccinated accounted for 61% of all cases, 66% of all hospitalisations, and 81% of all deaths."

&

"Kingston said, "if you have two doses of Pfizer, your rate for getting infected [with COVID-19] increases over time.""

Ykkar líkami, ykkar val.

Talandi um það:

"Angelique Coetzee, the chairwoman of the South African Medical Association who first raised the alarm of the new COVID variant, gave an interesting update and now says the new variant known as the Omicron causes unusual but mild symptoms.

"It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well. So far, we have detected that those infected do not suffer the loss of taste or smell. They might have a slight cough. There are no prominent symptoms. Of those infected some are currently being treated at home," said Dr. Coetzee to Sputnik."

Omicron, stafarugl fyrir Moronic.

Þið fallið fyrir þessu?

Bretar þurfa að búa sig undir jafnvel færri dauðsföll af Kína Kvefi:

"The number of infections posted by Department of Health officials today is down 3.36 per cent from 40,941 recorded last Saturday, while the number of people who have died within 28 days of testing positive for Covid fell by 12.7 per cent from 150 last week."

Ógn!  Skelfing!

Kóvitleysan hættir ekki fyrr en þið hættið að taka þátt í henni.  Þetta er allt ykkur að kenna.  Ekki einhverjum vírus.

"Flash mob looting"

"Flash mob looting is now a "thing" in major US cities. First it was San Francisco Louis Vuitton, Burberry and Yves Saint Laurent stores. Then it was a Walnut Creek Nordstrom - followed by a Canoga Park Nordstrom in Southern California."

"It was really, really difficult to get a handle on it," said Ramsay. "What we found was, one, it was being organized through social media. So one of the things we started doing is paying close attention to social media."

Ramsay pointed to lax punishment as one cause - saying it's "very, very minamal," and "In most cases, it's a misdemeanor. Some [district attorneys] flat out said they will no longer prosecute shoplifting.""

Heimskulegir hlutir sem gerast í útlöndum gerast hér eftir 6-18 mánuði.

Gáfulegir hlutir sem gerast í útlöndum gerast hér aldrei.

Þetta verður mjög áhugavert:

"Four women will claim they were abused by Ms Maxwell, one when she was just 14. However, the judge has ruled that testimony from two of the women cannot be used in court because they were not underage at the time and in the place where the attacks are alleged to have occurred."

Ritskoðuð útgáfa af bókinni hans Epstein

Símanúmerin eru strokuð út, nöfnin ekki.

Hver er Sir Anthony Bamford?

Kunnugleg nöfn: Mike Bloomberg, David Blaine, Richard Branson, Naomi Campbell, Minnie Driver, "Duchess of York," "Duke of York," Chris Evans, Ralph Fiennes, Brian Ferry, Dustin Hoffman, Liz Hurley, Mick Jagger...

Þessi gaur hefur hitt og hringt í ansi marga.  Hvað þeim fór á mklli veit enginn, og hæpið að við munum komast að því.

Svona eins og Loli-fluglistinn, segir ekki margt.  Vekur bara spurningar.

Músík.

Ekki Babylon Bee

WHO sleppir staf til þess að komast hjá því að bendla Kína kvefið meira við Kína

"The WHO decided to skip the next letter of the Greek Alphabet in naming the latest COVID-19 Variant.

“Xi” may be embarrassing to China.
So they skipped Xi and named it Omicron."

Þessa dagana er erfitt að greina satýru frá veruleikanum.

Og þetta er ekki allt:

"The news of the Omicron variant shook the world. Joe Biden immediately banned travel from five countries in south Africa.

In fact, the Biden administration was so shaken by the news that they decided to completely leave open the US Southern border with Mexico."

Mig grunar etta sé ekki tekið alvarlega.

Svo því ætti ég, eða nokkur annar að gera það?

Þið eruð að henda mannréttindum ykkar fyrir ekkert.

Talandi um það:

"Blue states, some of which had the most restrictive requirements in the country throughout the Chinese coronavirus pandemic, are experiencing massive surges of the virus as the holiday season arrives...

The Sunshine State, whose Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) stood against longterm lockdowns, continues to have the lowest coronavirus rate per capita in the nation, sitting at six."

Hvað segir hinn illræmdi Guðni TH um þetta?

Uppreisnin gegn fasisma stendur yfir í Kalíforníu

"Scott Thomson, vice mayor of Oroville, California, explains why his town has become a "sanctuary city" against tyrannical COVID mandates imposed by Gavin Newsom.

“I don't believe that anybody wins when the government has more authority,” Thompson emphasised, adding and “every time that you lose freedom, usually it takes bloodshed to get it back.”

“We're getting threats of loss of money for our city, but for us, and especially for me, they can have their money; we want freedom in California, we want freedom in Oroville, and so that's what we’re standing up for,” Thompson further urged."

Gott mál.

Babylon Bee

"SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a beloved San Fran tradition, stores across the city are holding their annual 100% off Black Friday sale today, offering shoppers the opportunity to come in, throw as much stuff in a bag as they can fit, and run out of the store."

Eins og staðan er orðin því ekki?

Hér eru umhverfissinnar að hóta að búa til meiri mengun, og myrða fólk.

Ástralir mótmæla fasisma.

Svona er þetta.

Hitt og þetta.

Gamalt en klassískt.  ... *gamalt.*  Fjör framundan.

Stemming á Solomons eyjum

"Increasing discontent over Sogavare's unpopular switch of diplomatic allegiance from Taiwan to China in 2019 appears to be why rioters are upset this week."

WHO ekkert að fylgjast með

"Former World Health Organization director Anthony Costello warns that making COVID-19 vaccines mandatory could cause riots."

Já, segir hann eftir 2 ára ferð sína um vetrarbrautina í geimskipi.

Covid 21....

"The preliminary report revealed all four [patients] had been previously vaccinated for COVID-19."

Mmm-hmmm...

Vitið hvað ADE er?  Það er mjög líklega vandamálið hérna.  Þetta er mest líklega nauða-ómerkilegur vírus.  ... nema þið séuð bólusett.  Vegna þess að ADE er hlutur sem er til.

Og þið hafið.

Verður ekkert meira mál, þó RÚV meini annað.

Á meðan, í Ísrael.

Á léttari nótum:

"Another student accused Chappelle of promoting or encouraging violence with his comedy. "Your comedy kills,” the student said.

The comedian reportedly replied: "N*ggas are killed every day," adding, "the media’s not here, right?"

Ýmislegt síðan í dag og í gær.

Ástralir fremja mannréttindabrot á frumbyggjum

Guðni TH yrði stoltur.

Internetið er alltaf með líklegustu skýringarnar.

Fyrrum fótboltamaður vill láta rannsaka dularfull veikindi fótboltamanna

"Sheffield United midfielder John Fleck fell to the ground during his team’s game at Reading and had to be taken off on a stretcher after receiving lengthy treatment and being given an oxygen mask.

Former England and Southampton player Matt Le Tissier responded to the news of Fleck’s collapse by calling for a proper investigation.

Meanwhile, according to a report by Dr. Yaffa Shir-Raz, there has been a 5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021."

Hver lifir af?

Allt gengur betur í Afríku, með engum lyfjum eða bóluefnum

"In any case, the World Health Organization reports that covid deaths in Africa make up only 2.9 percent of covid deaths, while Africa’s population is 16 percent of the global total. Africa’s covid total could double or triple, and Africa would still be faring far better than Europe and the Americas."

Gerið ekkert.  Brilljant plan.

Ivermectin.  Útskýringin á þessu komin.  Var ekki flókið, eftir allt saman.

Í öðrum fréttum:

Tyrkir mótmæla vegna þess að gjaldmiðillinn fellur mjög hratt

"The protests come amid an escalating currency crisis. The Turkish lira has gone from $0.1 to $0.078 in value just over the past week, in the worst slide since 2018.

Unrest has since spread to Istanbul, which is ruled by the Republican People’s Party (CHP), Erdogan’s opposition on the national level."

En af hverju er þetta svona?

"Such a dramatic devaluation necessitates equivalently dramatic economic reasons if we are to adhere to an economic explanation. Yet there is none. As an economist, it is really difficult for me to try to understand and “analyze” what is going on economically. I wrote several articles both in English and in Turkish for the past two years regarding this very same subject and tried to show that these financial speculations, or “financial attacks” have their roots not in economics but in politics for the most part."

Huh?

Það var og.  Meikar þetta sens?

J.K. Rowling vs geðsjúklingar

"Rowling has come under fire for her mainstream views on transgenderism, including a June 2020 joke that "People who menstruate. I'm sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud?"

Rowling's opinions have made her a bitter enemy of the transgender community, and says she's received so many death threats I could paper the house with them."

Hehe...

Kanadamenn verða ofbeldisfullir

"Murder in Canada shot to a 30 year high in 2020. This was largely due to the murder rates in Alberta and Nova Scotia."

Engin skýring gefin.

Gjaldþrot Evergrande herjar á Kínverja

"Although the media won’t report it, Evergrande was bringing down the entire China property sector."

Segir median.

Þetta, er CNN

"Brooks is a black racist, a Trump-hater, an anti-white radical who barreled through a Christmas Parade on Sunday in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

CNN posted his photo on their website following his arraignment.
They lightened his skin."

Not the bee um sama:

"A violent criminal, who shared pro-Hitler memes and had just been released on ridiculously-low bail as part of the woke DA's goal of lowering incarceration, isn't even mentioned by WaPo."

Sósíalismi.

Meme, okkur til skemmtunar

Góðir útreikningar, ekki rangir.

Ástralía.

Vantar svona.

Kinky

... já.

Hin uggvænlega framtíð sem við stefnum að.

Elon Musk.

Internetið er frábært.

Eitt enn?