Í öðrum löndum, langt í burtu

Þetta eru Rússar að tilkynna okkur:

"NATO is planning to deploy an armored brigade in Finland to serve as a deterrent against Russia, newspaper Iltalehti reported on Thursday, citing sources within the US-led military bloc and the government in Helsinki."

Ekki ósýnilegir.

Á meðan, í Afganistan

"The Taliban's morality ministry dismissed more than 280 members of the security force for failure to grow a beard, and detained more than 13,000 people in Afghanistan for 'immoral acts' in the past year, officials said"

Já.

Má ekki vera týzkuslys í Afganistan.

Í Bretlandi:

"Officers said they were "confronted" and attacked as they investigated an abandoned, uninsured car at the airport's Terminal Two yesterday morning."

Og meira:

"Two men have been stabbed in the car park of London's Chessington World of Adventures."

Þetta hnífabann þeirra virðist ekkert hafa gert annað en auka á hnífsstungur.

Biden-Herris stjórnin vill gera atómbomburnar samkynhneigðar

"The Biden-Harris administration appointed Sneha Nair as special assistant at the National Nuclear Security Administration in February 2024. She is on a mission to arrest what she believes is “white supremacy” with a view to “queering nuclear weapons,” Fox News reports."

Það er ekki hægt að vera asnalegri en þetta fólk.

Á meðan, í Indlandi

"Africa is an emerging market for Indian exports to expand rapidly, commerce secretary Sunil Barthwal said on Thursday, adding that New Delhi is considering doubling exports to African countries to $200 billion by 2030 by focusing on potential areas such as automobiles, agro-products, pharmaceuticals, and logistics."

Allt gengur vel hjá þeim.

Stutt sögulegt ágrip.

ABBA í geimnum, og fleira skemmtilegt

Tæknilega ekki kvikmynd, heldur 3 þátta míní sería.

Greinilega undir miklum áhrifum frá "2001, a space odissey," en líka með skemmtilega vísun í R.U.R.

Þetta eru semsagt sænskir þættir, síðan 1978, með svipað budget og Stundin Okkar.  Samt hágæða efni, eins og hér er bent á:

Tilviljun?  Hver veit?

Veit ekki með Alien, en "Among us" er mjög sus.

Ef menn fíla ekki útgeiminn, á er ein hér jerðtengdari:

Kábojmynd með bíl.  Hve margar kábój myndir eru með bíl?  Ekki margar.  Man samt eftir einni með Jóni væna.  Þar voru allir á Reo Speedwagon, minnir mig.

Þessi Káboj mynd.  Miklu magni eiturlyfja var neytt við gerð þessarar, og niðurstaðan eftir því.

Kómedíu gullnáma

Demókrataþingið er kómedíu gullnáma

"Joe Biden battles the teleprompter and loses.

"Women are now without electrical... not allowed, excuse me, not without electoral (long pause) or political power."

(Biden gives up)"

"Some random state senator says that Trump "could even weaponize the Department of Justice to go after his political opponents!"

Whoopsie: that's EXACTLY what Kamala Harris and the Democrats have done to President Trump."

Og svo framvegis...

Svona er þetta bara.

Rússnesnki herinn nær New York

"Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has once again admitted the situation in Ukraine's east is "difficult" amid a continuing Russian troop advance in the Donetsk region. He said this Tuesday as Moscow announced the capture of the key town of New York, or Niu-York."

Bara skemmtilegt fyrisagnarinnar vegna, annars er þetta bara "business as uaual."

Mjög skrítið mál.

Risa köngulær herja á Breta

"A giant spider capable of running half-a-metre per second is invading homes across Britain.

The arachnid grows on average to have a total leg span of up to 7.5cm or around the size of a kiwi but can be as large as 10cm - the diameter of a grapefruit."

Ekki það stór.

Hlutabréf lækka í verði í Þýzkalandi

"Shares in German defense company Rheinmetall have slumped after reports that Berlin could cut arms deliveries to Ukraine. 

Rheinmetall’s share price dropped by as much as 4.5% to €536 ($592) after European markets opened on Monday morning, although it later partially rebounded to €554."

Þeir jafna sig á þessu.

D.O.G.E.

"In a post on X, Musk shared a photo of himself standing at what appeared to be a podium with the words “D.O.G.E.”

Underneath were the words “Department of Government Efficiency.”

“We’re currently adding, I think, a trillion dollars to the deficit every roughly every 100 days,” Musk said. “And the interest payments on the national debt have now exceeded the defense budget. It’s on the order of a trillion dollars, and it keeps growing.”"

Gaman.

Fólk er ekki með á hreinu hvernig neitt virkar

Vilhjálmur Árna er sljór maður

"Vil­hjálm­ur Árna­son, þingmaður Sjálf­stæðis­flokks­ins, seg­ir að mál­flutn­ing­ur þing­manns Pírata sé til þess að fall­inn að ala á tor­tryggni í garð lög­regl­unn­ar."

Ríkislögreglustjóri gerði þetta, með leyndarhyggju sem enginn skilur.

"Þetta snýst um þjóðarör­yggi og ör­yggi al­menn­ings."

Efasemdir.  Það tekur glóbalista ekki nema nokkra mánuði að hrysta svo upp í þessu að lögreglan verði farin að plaffa fólk niður fyrir allskyns ímyndaða glæpi.

Slíkt hefur verið gert.  Oft.

Athugum bara að núna er Breska lögreglan á fullu að taka menn fasta fyrir almennt spjall á internetinu, og hér á landi er mikið rifrildi milli ríkissaksóknara og vara-ríkissaksóknara vegna orða.  ORÐA.

Skemmtiþættir sem fældu burt helming áhorfenda sinna leggja upp laupana

"Over the last decade, late night shows (with the single exception of Greg Gutfeld) have become nothing more than infomercials for the Democrat party.

Millions of Americans have been turned off and have tuned out. As a result, many of these shows are going to be phased out eventually."

Engir áhorfendur, engar auglýsingar.

Kommúnistar mótmæla kommúnistum

"Leftist activists protest in support of Gaza, abortion, and against Donald Trump ahead of the Democrat National Convention in Chicago on Sunday, August 18."

Það er vídjó.

Hér er meira af þessu.

Meiri óeirðir.  Hægri öfgamenn vs nazistar.

Hnífaburður er bannaður í Bretlandi

"A woman has died and two more have been seriously injured after a triple stabbing in Manchester last night."

Hnífar eru bannaðir í Bretlandi, og þar er sífellt verið að stinga alla.  Þegar öllum var sama, þá voru miklu færr stungnir.
Skotvopn eru flest ólögleg í Chicago, en þar eru margir skotnir.  Í Vermont eru flest ekki bara skotvopn lögleg, heldur má rölta um með þau úti á götu eins og ekkert sé, og þar eru fáir skotnir.
Tengzl?

Þjóðverjar borga ekki meira

"“End of the event. The pot is empty,” an unnamed source in the federal government told FAZ, stressing that Berlin has “reached a point where Germany can no longer make any promises to Ukraine.”

The newspaper noted that the urge comes amid Lindner’s push for harsh austerity measures; these have already been imposed on all German ministries except defense. The finance minister has been resisting intense pressure from Scholz and Economy Minister Robert Habeck to suspend the country’s constitutional limit on debt to allow for the cost of providing military aid to Kiev amid the Ukrainian conflict."

Gjaldþrota.

Enginn var hissa

"Stephen Ireland, the 40-year-old founder and former director of LGBT activist charity 'Pride in Surrey', has been arrested on a total of 37 charges involving child sexual abuse.  Ireland is an avid proponent of child indoctrination into gender ideology and was a patron of a charity called 'Educate And Celebrate.'  The charity ran Pride workshops for primary and secondary school pupils, which included “How to break the binary and be gender inclusive”."

Svo oft.

Hvernig má bæta símann á einfaldan hátt.

Fréttir & trúarleg tónlist

Íranir finna Jesú

"In a Tuesday article for faith-based outlet CBN News, writer Gary Lane described how an “unprecedented number of Muslims are choosing to follow Christ, especially in Iran as people search for a better life.”

“This is not something that is making the regime happy. And, really, in many ways, they are seeking to solidify their power and to crush any kind of dissent,” Nettleton said.

Don Shenk, the executive director of The Tide Ministry, said what’s happening in Iran is indicative of a wider trend, as well, according to CBN.

“I think what’s happening there is actually representative of what’s happening in the Islamic world,” he said."

Eh... OK?  Það verður æáhugvarvert að fylgjast með þessu.  Vonum að þeir verði ekki spregdir í loft upp áður en þetta fær að blómstra.

Gerpin sem öllu stjórna virðast langa til þess.

Hlustu á smá trúarlega tónlist::

Kommúnistar láta gelda sig ókeypis

"All available appointments for free abortions and vasectomies courtesy of Planned Parenthood of Great Rivers, Ill. have been filled. Planned Parenthood of Great Rivers announced that the window to sign up for the pregnancy termination and sterilizing services had closed because all appointments had been taken. Current VP and Dem presidential contender Kamala Harris has made abortion advocacy one of her hallmarks during the Biden-Harris administration."

Þetta er... það sem þetta er.  OK, frábært, þeir um það.

Viðeigandi tónlist.  Trúarleg, að sjálfsögðu.

Á meðan, í Rússlandi

"Ramzan Kadyrov, the leader of Russia’s Chechen Republic, has taken a Tesla Cybertruck for a test drive and pledged to send it to the front lines, saying the electric vehicle – now equipped with a machine gun turret – “will be of great use” to the troops."

Tekur þatta við af Hilux?  Hver veit?

Iron maiden er miklu kristilegra band en þið kærið ykkur um að vita.

Umhverfisvernd býr til mengun

"Specifically, the weight of plastic bag waste per capita increased after the original ban was passed. Even a study called “Plastic Bag Bans Work,” done by environmental and public interest groups, features a table showing that the amount of plastic bags thrown away per 1,000 people in California rose from 4.08 tons in 2014 to 5.89 tons in 2021. The report blames this on a “loophole” in the law."

Enginn hugsar, enginn hlustar.

Guð hlustar á Slayer

Lögreglan kom fyrir rörasprengjum

"The research is solid, informative and accurate.  Instead, my focus is about “why” the pipe bombs were planted.

Nancy Pelosi, Kevin McCarthy (House) along with Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell and Mike Pence (Senate) did not want the January 6th certification of electors challenged. If you suspect the 85 million votes for Joe Biden might have been manufactured (mail-in ballots), then you understand the DC motive to avoid any electoral challenge that might have resulted in state level legislative inquiry and/or vote counting review.

To avoid the challenge to the electoral certification process, a lengthy and very formal process where the Senate must separate from the House as each state is formally questioned/challenged and a debate/vote on each state’s set of electors takes place (minimum 2 hours each state), an EMERGENCY process triggered by the House Speaker (Pelosi) was needed. That’s where the pipe bombs come into play."

Yfirvöldum er ekkert treystandi.

Yfirvofandi átök barnamorðingja og boltabullna

Almenningur þarf fleiri skammbyssur

"Allt svona bíður upp á vanga­velt­ur um spill­ingu."

Ef þeir fengu 300+ svona byssur með VSK, þá var það bara nokkuð góður díll.  Skynja ekki alveg spillinguna.

Kannski eru þeir að fela að þetta voru alls ekki 300 byssur.  Þetta voru bara 50-60 byssur.  Gamla smygl-verðið.  Það væri sko ástæða til að fela upplýsngarnar.

"Þetta virt­ist frek­ar vera af­sök­un til þess að vopna­væða lög­regl­una. Að nota þenn­an fund til þess að stækka vopna­búrið."

Þetta vekur hinsvegar allskonar spurningar.

"https://www.mbl„Að mati nefnd­ar­inn­ar verð­ur þannig að telja að upp­lýs­ing­ar um fjölda skot­vopna og skot­færa, sund­urliðað eft­ir gerðum vopn­anna, sem og upp­lýs­ing­ar um tækni­lega eig­in­leika fyrr­greindra ein­skots­byssa, kunni að nýt­ast þeim sem hafa í hyggju að fremja árás­ir eða til­ræði og að op­in­ber­un þess­ara upp­lýs­inga myndi því raska al­manna­hags­mun­um,“ seg­ir í úr­sk­urði nefnd­ar­inn­ar."

Vá.  Paranoian.

Við hverja eru þeir hræddir?  Eru þeir hér?  Hvers vegna er ekki almenningur að vopnast til þess að bregðast við þessu, hvað sem það er?

Þú verð ekki hendur þínar eftir á.  Ætliði að reiða ykkur á Ríkið?

Gaurana sem eyða náttúrinni í þágu náttúruvernadra?  Liðið sem myrðir 3000 manns með eitri til þess að kannski vernda 30 gamalmenni?  Fólkið sem kemur af stað stríði við Rússa til þess að stela milljörðum úr ríkiskassanum?

Kannski er lögreglan bara hrædd við ryksugur.

Ég veit það ekki.  En hey... 80-90 þúsund kall.  Allir ættu að fjárfesta í Glock.  Ef ekki til að plaffa á þennan mystery óvin þarna, (sem mig grunar að sé ekkert til) þá bara uppá punt.

Flokkar óeirðaseggja eigra um götur

"The NYPD reports that undocumented illegals residing in local shelters are joining gangs that have been using their large numbers to intimidate and rob citizens.

These groups have been dubbed “Wolfpack-gangs” due to the mobs of people committing crimes in a large “pack.”"

Hlakkar ekki öllum til þegar Sema & félagar verða búin að færa okkur svona? 

Kamala kvartar undan eigin verkum

"Presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris held a rally in Raleigh, North Carolina on Friday, where she unveiled her economic plans for a possible Harris-led White House and complained about the prices of food under the Biden-Harris administration.

Harris told supporters, "As president, I will take on the high costs that matter most to Americans, like the cost of food.""

Aha...

Á Tyrkneska þinginu

"Turkey's parliament descended into a rare, violent brawl on Friday - all caught on camera - and which literally resulted in blood on the ground and at least two lawmakers injured.

The fracas lasted for a stunning 30-minutes, and it all started during a speech from opposition leftist MP Ahmet Sik of the Workers' Party of Turkey (TIP).

Leader of the main opposition party CHP Özgür Özel later issued a statement saying the whole spectacle was shamful.

"Lawmakers punched other lawmakers, even women. This is unacceptable," he said according to Reuters."

Þeir eru aktívari en okkar.

List

Rafbilar eru ekki að höfða til Kóreumannsins

"Mercedes-Benz and BMW have reportedly disclosed the names of their electric vehicle battery suppliers in South Korea, following a recent EV explosion that triggered widespread revolt against electric vehicles."

Þjóðarmorð er líklegast yfirvofandi.

1: almenningur er að skynja innrás.

2: almenningi finnast innrásaraðilar vera ógeðslegir.

3: innrásaraðilar eru sannarlega ógeðslegir, nauðgandi börnum innflytjenda, ef ekki hreinlega skerandi þau á háls.

Stríðandi fylkingra verða múslimar með  svejður, og lögreglan, vs fótboltabullur, gamlir IRA menn, og bara allir sem vilja ekki láta nauðga börnunum sínum.

Verður líklega mesta fjöldamorð siðan menningarbyltingin.

Á meðan fjöldasamtök samkynhneigðra dýrariðla bíða eftir apabólunni...

Þetta er merkileg frétt:

Það er greinilega mikið feimnismál hve margar byssur lögreglan kaupir.  Sem er merkilegt viðhorf hjá þeim, með það fyrir augum að Bandaríkjaher hugsar ekki svona, við vitum til dæmis nákvæmlega hve margar byssur þeir skildueftir í Afganistan.

Hvers vegna þeir eru að fela þetta veit ég ekki, en það vekur ekki traust.

Áttar lögregaln sig einhverntíma á að þeir eru ekki glæpasamtök?

Hvað um það.  Reiknum út hver margar byssur þetta eru byggt á gefnum upplýsingum:

1: heildarverð: 29.490.300.

2: mínus 24% VSK: 23.782.500 - sem er þá enn með álagningu seljanda.

3: í $US er það: $170.999

4: á Gallery of Guns kostar 1 stk Glock 17: $582 (gen 3) upp í $647 (Gen 5)

Þetta gefur okkur 264 - 294 Glock skammbyssur.

Allt þetta fólk sem er hrætt við ryksugur les þetta og fær skitu og fer svo beint í yfirlið.

 

Þetta er á vissan hátt tengd frétt

"In April, a notorious hacker group called "USDoD" claimed it had obtained 2.9 billion personal data records that it stole from National Public Data, an obscure background check firm that is a DBA brand of a Jerico Pictures Inc in Coral Springs, Florida. Claiming the data covered every person in the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom, the hackers put the trove up for sale at $3.5 million."

Background check, huh?

Í skemmtilegri fréttum: Kata Jak gjaldþrota

 

"Ég vona að sumarið hafi farið vel með ykkur og þakka aftur ánægjuleg kynni og einstakan samvinnuanda í vor. Nú erum við á lokametrunum við að gera upp framboðið og það vantar herslumuninn til að loka gatinu."

Kata kláraði allan peninginn sem hún stal í ráðherratíð sinni í þetta, og meira til.

HAHAHAHA!

Gott á hana.

Önnur vellíðunarfrétt:

"Video footage captured by Planet over Profit’s X page shows Illeri filming with a cell phone when the security staff member approaches him and attempts to grab the phone. The guard then punches the agitator in the face and shoves him to the ground."

Ah... gleði.

Danir fá að gæða sér á núðlum

"Danes in central Copenhagen on Thursday marked the return to supermarket shelves of fiery South Korean ramen noodles that had been banned for being too spicy, a decision that has since been partly reversed."

Kryddþolnir danir hafa þurft að kvarta mikið til þess að fá að borða fyrir mönnum sem höndla ekkert sterkara en sag.

Þessi fyrirsögn:

"Ukrainian troops in Nazi helmets taunt Russian pensioner"

Hehehe... ja hérna.

Enginn heilvita maður heldur að CNN sé alvöru fréttastöð lengur

Innbyrðis barátta kommúnista

"Pro-Palestine Protesters STORM into Democratic After party event following Kamala Harris Campaign, SMOKE BOMBS set off at the outdoor restaurant, MASS ARRESTS

Several demonstrators against Israel's military campaign in Gaza were booted from the Democratic gathering in Harlem, where Mayor Eric Adams gave an impassioned speech 

The angry mob of around 50 protesters even stormed into the restaurant Bird in Hand on Broadway and West 146th Street as stunned patrons looked on, according to footage from the scene."

Leftistar að gera leftista hluti.

L33t haxor hefur stolið kennitölum allra bandarílkamanna

"About four months after a notorious hacking group claimed to have stolen an extraordinary amount of sensitive personal information from a major data broker, a member of the group has reportedly released most of it for free on an online marketplace for stolen personal data."

Hver þarf þetta ekki?

Brezka ríkinu er mjög illa við frelsi, svona almennt

"Nottingham Magistrates’ Court heard the posts were alleged to contain anti-Muslim and anti-establishment rhetoric.
The court heard Mr O’Rourke had allegedly expressed support for the recent riots and offered advice on how to remain anonymous to his 90,000 followers."

Þeir eru bara í fílu vegna þess að hann skar ekki hausinn af einu einasta barni.

Nazistar huggjast mæta á fund í Chicago

"The convention is expected to celebrate Kamala Harris as the presumptive Democratic nominee for president and Tim Walz as the nominee for vice president.

However, the city is bracing for what could be a perfect storm of chaos. With the possibility of up to 100,000 pro-Hamas protesters flooding the streets, the Chicago Police Department (CPD) is preparing for the worst."

Fjandans nazistar.

Haha

Rússar að monta sig

"Two US-made Stryker infantry fighting vehicles were hit by Lancet loitering munitions in the Russian border areas where fighting is taking place, according to the ministry."

Þeir virðast taka þessa Kursk innrás mátulega alvarlega

"The Federal Security Service must work with the National Guard as part of the counter-terrorist regime and effectively counter the enemy’s sabotage and reconnaissance groups. The National Guard has its own combat objectives too.

Putin thus only considers this attack to be an act of terrorism and not a full-fledged invasion for now."

... já.

Auðvitað.

Á sjóndeildarhringnum

Eitthvað fyrirtæki þykist vera búið að sódastríma Helguvík

"Car­bfix er búið að dæla niður um 100 tonn­um af kolt­ví­sýr­ingi í berg­lög í Helgu­vík í Reykja­nes­bæ."

Í orði hverð'nu er þetta egtt af trúarlegum ástæðum.

Ég held hinsvegar að þeir séu í laumi að dæla geislavirkum úrgangi þarna niður.  Það kemst ekki upp fyrr en allir eru farnir burt með peningana, jafnvel dauðir.

Ef ekki geislavikrur úrgangur, þá díoxín, melamín og tríoxín, eða hvað annað sem menn vilja ekki hafa í bakgarðnum heima.

Ég meina: hvers vegna að dæla kolsýru oní jörðina?  Það er jafn gáfulegt og að dæla þangað vatni.

Svo, já.  Ef Reykjanesið fyllist skyndilega af zombíum, þá vitiði hvers vegna.

EB sér skyndilega að það er óvinsælt

"The European Commission has said that it was not consulted by a senior official before he sent a threatening letter to Elon Musk, ahead of the billionaire's live interview on his X Spaces platform (formerly Twitter) with US presidential candidate Donald Trump.

A letter sent by Thierry Breton, the bloc's Internal Market commissioner in charge of enforcing the Digital Services Act (DSA), insisted that Musk had an obligation to censor potentially “harmful content” on his platform."

Þeir eru smám saman að gera sér gein fyrir að enginn horfir á CNN nema búmerar.  Og þeim fer ört fækkandi.

Biden lifir enn, og hyggur á tímaflakk

"“We’re mobilizing the whole country effort to cut American cancer deaths in half by 2020,” Biden said."

... já.

Talibanar sýna græjurnar sm Biden gaf þeim

"Taliban showing off their military full of American and Soviet weaponry during a parade at what was formerly Bagram Airfield.

Billions of dollars' worth of war machines that American tax dollars paid for. Americans who are struggling to buy food have the pleasure of knowing they financed armored vehicles for Islamic jihadis."

Kaninn kynnist Ílenskri verðbólgu, í boði Bidens

"If a working class mom who works as a paralegal cannot by a $2 bell pepper because it's now $5, imagine a mother living with food stamps. Imagine a mother working minimum wage trying to feed children. They're killing us without killing us ... they're killing us without telling us they're killing us. They're hurting people in ways they can't help themselves."

Fólk heimtaði þetta.  Fólk er alltaf að heimta þetta, og skilur ekki af hverju það á aldrei pening.

Það má ekki segja neitt í Bretlandi

"A 61-year-old man in the UK was jailed for 18 months for chanting “who the fuck is Allah” and telling police officers “you’re not English anymore” during a protest outside Downing Street."

Bretland var einu sinni siðmenntað land.

X com

Rt hefur skrifað allt Musk - Trump samtalið niður.

"Technical issues appear to have stalled the interview, with X users reporting that they are unable to access a ‘Spaces’ link to the conversation shared by Trump. The former president’s campaign staff put the technical difficulties down to the sheer number of people attempting to tune in, with aide Chris LaCivita declaring that the interview “broke the internet.”"

Sumir segja DDOS...

"Musk opened the conversation by asking Trump about the attempt on his life in July, calling the former president’s resilience “inspiring.” Trump said that he knew instantly what was happening, and heard bullets flying overhead as he ducked behind the podium in Pennsylvania."

Og svo framvegis.

Ég veit ekki hvað er eiginlega á seiði í Venezuela

"In an interview published on Monday by EFE, the main opponent of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro, María Corina Machado, asserted that Edmundo González Urrutia, an opposition figure and political candidate, will be sworn in as president in January 2025.

Meanwhile, according to the WSJ, the Biden administration is attempting to negotiate an amnesty for Nicolás Maduro so he can leave power without facing accountability for the crimes he has committed, as reported by TGP."

Fauci er alltaf að fá flensu

"I got infected about about two weeks ago, it was my third infection, and I have been vaccinated and boosted a total of six times."

Segir Fauci.

Ég tek eftir þessu meðal fólks sem ég þekki.  Fáðu sprautu, fáðu Kía-Kvefið.  Aftur og aftur.

ADE... ?

Sumir  vilja meina að youtube kellingin sem dó um daginn hafi fengið krabba vegna sprautunnar.  Sem er alveg líklegta.

Karma.

Hindúar vs Múslimar

"A Hindu mob in Ghaziabad, India, attacked a group of Muslims on Friday night, apparently as an act of revenge for Muslim mobs targeting Hindus in Bangladesh following the ouster of Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina last week."

Hasar.

Í Bretlandi er gaur sem berst við máva

"North Yorkshire's ‘Gull Champion' is fighting the "seagull menace gripping coastal communities" this summer.

The spate of seagull muggings and the filth they create has caused a drop in business for Caffe Italia."

Reynzla þeirra sem hafa reynt svona lagað í fortíðinni hefur öll verið á einn veg.