Śrkynjun heldur įfram aš vera alžjóša-böl

Fęrri og fęrri nenna aš berjast fyrir Śkranķu

"The Times of London reported data from the Ukrainian government showing that "51,000 criminal cases were initiated for desertion and abandonment of a military unit between January and September of this year."

Ukraine has also resorted to allowing prisoners to leave jail if they join the military.

One Ukrainian who deserted told the Times that prison was a better option than the military because "at least in prison, you know when you will be able to leave.""

Žaš dregur aš lokum žarna.

Boeing gervihnöttur springur ķ loft upp

"“The Intelsat 33e satellite, which was launched in 2016 and provides communications across Europe, Asia and Africa, experienced “an anomaly” on Saturday, Intelsat said in a news release. Attempts were made to work with Boeing and repair the satellite, but on Monday, the U.S. Space Force confirmed that the satellite had exploded.”"

DEI eša geimverur?

Barnageldarar földu nišurts-šur rannsókna į žroskaheftandi eitri vegna žess aš žeir vildu selja meira žroskaheftandi eitur

"A prominent doctor and trans rights advocate admitted she deliberately withheld publication of a $10 million taxpayer-funded study on the effect of puberty blockers on American children — after finding no evidence that they improve patients' mental health."

Barnageldarar munu gelda börn

Žaš žarf nś engan fjįrmįlasnilling til žess aš sjį žetta

"“We now pay nearly $1.2 trillion per year in interest on the debt, about 23% of all taxes, tariffs and fees collected by the US govt goes to paying interest on the debt,” the Wall Street Silver account posted.

Musk replied, warning that “if there is not a radical reduction of government expenditures, then, just like an individual who has taken on too much debt, America will become de facto bankrupt.”

“The interest on the debt is trending to rapidly absorb all tax revenue, leaving nothing for critical needs,” he added.

Musk previously pointed out in September that the cost of servicing the vast US federal debt has outstripped the current defense budget, which topped $840 billion this year."

Žetta er mjög einfaldur reikningur.  Sem mjög margir skilja vķst ekki.

Mjög śrkynjaš fólk er oft mjög ofsóknarótt

"Umfangsmiklar götulokanir verša ķ Reykjavķk ķ nęstu viku, vegna žings Noršurlandarįšs, auk žess sem vopnašir lögreglumenn munu sinna öryggisgęslu. Verulegar takmarkanir verša einnig į umferš um Žingvelli į mįnudag.

Ķslenska rķkiš hafi įkvešnum skuldbindingum aš gegna žegar tekiš er į móti žjóšarleištogum erlendra rķkja. Öryggi žjóšarleištoga erlendra rķkja sem hingaš koma sé į įbyrgš ķslenska rķkisins."

Paranoia Paranoia everybody's coming to get you...

Ég myndi hlęja ķ mörg įr ef löggan myndi óvart skjóta einn af žessum vitleysingum.

Tim Pool getur tekiš gleši sķna į nż.


Okkur vantar einn eša tvo svona Javier Milei

Elķtan er farin aš hatast viš Elon Musk

"The EU has warned Musk that it is allowed to hit online platforms with fines of as much as 6% of their yearly global revenue for refusing to censor content, including “disinformation.” The inclusion of companies like Space X is ridiculous but perfectly consistent with the effort of the EU to use the DSA to regulate speech in the United States and around the world."

Žaš er spurning hve mikill missir yrši ķ žessu liši ef Rśssinn nśkaši žaš.

Demęokratar kunna ekki aš fara meš skotvopn

"They are shooting steel at 5-7 yards with rifles, which could’ve killed somebody given the force with which the bullets will ricochet off the steel targets at the at [sic] distance. You would instantly get permanently banned at my range if you did that. Zero questions asked."

Gaurinn nęldi ķ fréttamann meš kślubroti.

Einhverjir terroristar aš sprengja tyrki

"A terrorist attack was carried out against the Turkish Aerospace Industries Inc. (TUSAS) Ankara Kahramankazan facilities,” Yerlikaya wrote in a post on X. “Unfortunately, we have martyrs and injured people after the attack."

Terroristar allstašar.

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Bill Gates žarf aš męta fyrir rétt ķ Hollandi

"A Dutch court has ruled that billionaire and global vaccine proponent Bill Gates will face trial in the Netherlands over his involvement in misleading the public about the safety of COVID-19 vaccines."

Snišugt.

Frakkar fara aš fylgjast meš eigin landamęrum

"France is set to ramp up the intensity of border controls with European neighbours amid fears of uncontrolled migration and terror threats just weeks after Germany announced a similar policy."

Evrópa smįm saman aš fatta aš sandniggarinn er višsjįrveršur.

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Goff Horror

Žessi meš meira af sama

Hér getiši lesiš Goff Horror

Talandi um Goff:

Žetta var eitthvaš.

Sumt birtist aftur og aftur

Ókeypis bękur og tķmarit sķšan ķ fyrndinni.

Bęši texti og hljóš.

.. og žvķ minna sem er sagt um žetta žvķ betra:


Hestar sprengdir ķ loft upp ofl.

Menn vekja athygli į žvķ aš kosningar ķ USA eru dįldiš vafasamar stundum

"One of the many lawsuits against MI SOS Benson was filed by the RNC in March. The lawsuit accuses the Democrat SOS of having more active voters on the voter rolls than eligible voters in 53 counties in Michigan."

Kaninn...

Śkranķumenn aš verša uppiskroppa men mannskap

"The head of the Ukrainian Defense Ministry’s press team on the ground, speaking on condition of anonymity, told El Pais that Kiev’s main problem “is not weapons, it is the people.”   

“Nobody wants to go to the army. The brigades tell us they can’t rotate, they’re exhausted. There will be no people to fight soon,” he is cited as saying."

Aušvitaš vill enginn heilvita mašur taka žįtt ķ žessu.

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Wyoming er skemmtilegri stašur en mig hefši grunaš

"Wyoming has to stop blowing up dead horses to prevent forest fires.

But only temporarily.

The US Forest Service routinely blows up carcasses of fallen horses - after removing horseshoes to minimize the hazard from flying metal debris - to prevent gatherings of ravenous grizzly bears that frequent Wyoming's open spaces."

Magnaš.

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Samkeppnin um rottufyllstu borg USA er hörš

"San Francisco has been ranked as America’s second most rat-infested city right behind New York City.. Although the plague of the hated rodents has led to several McDonald’s closing in nearby Oakland due to safety and sanitary concerns, a lot of small businesses are taking abuse from the rats without getting much publicity over it."

Rathunter

Best aš vera gręjašur upp.

Sveršfiskur stingur brimbrettakappa

"The surfing lifestyle cult figure was catching waves at Masokut Island in the Mentawai archipelago when a swordfish leapt out of the water and stuck her in her chest, eyewitnesses have told news outlets.

According to The Standard, the Instagram influencer reportedly had a 5cm (1.96 inches) deep stab wound on the left side of her chest."

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Fólk meš persónufylgi fer yfir ķ Mišflokkinn

Žessi hefur persónufylgi

"Sig­rķšur Į. And­er­sen, fyrr­ver­andi žingmašur Sjįlf­stęšis­flokks­ins, hef­ur fall­ist į aš lista Mišflokks­ins..."

Žeir hafa sķnar hugmyndir um tilveruna

"Žór­dķs Kol­brśn Reyk­fjörš Gylfa­dótt­ir, skip­ar 2. sęti lista Sjįlf­stęšis­flokks­ins ķ Sušvest­ur­kjör­dęmi. 

Hśn hafši bet­ur gegn Jóni Gunn­ars­syni."

Ętli Jón gangi žį ekki bara ķ Mišflokkinn.  Žórdķs margnefna hefur anti-persónufylgi.

Įsmundur hefur persónufylgi

"Ing­veld­ur Anna Sig­uršardótt­ir, lög­fręšing­ur og varažingmašur, hafši bet­ur gegn Įsmundi Frišriks­syni..."

Kannski fer Įsi ķ Mišflokkinn?

Flokkur nįttśrutortķmingarsinna hefur birst

"Kikka Sig­uršardótt­ir, ein stofn­enda stjórn­mįla­sam­tak­anna, seg­ir bęši plįss og žörf fyr­ir fleiri flokka žingi, enda hafi nįtt­śr­unni og lofts­lags­vįnni ekki veriš sinnt af hįlfu starf­andi flokka."

Eyšing ręktarlands, orkuskortur og hungursneiš.

Ekki gęfulegt.

Amerķska rķkiš er lķka fullt af mongólķtum

"Speaking at a rally for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump in Pennsylvania on Saturday, Musk recalled that the company had to undertake a study “to see if the Starship would hit a shark,” drawing a burst of laughter from the crowd."

Ķslenska rķkiš hefur ekkert einkaleyfi į heilažoku.

Xi undirbżr strķš

"Xi’s call for heightened military readiness comes just days after China conducted large-scale military drills surrounding Taiwan.

While visiting a brigade of the PLA Rocket Force on Thursday, Xi Jinping urged troops to “comprehensively strengthen training and preparation for war” and to ensure they possess “solid combat capabilities.”"

Strķš fyrir fólkiš.

Detroit, Rock City

"“I’m so happy to be back in Detroit,” Lizzo told the crowd. “You know, all the best things were made in Detroit, Coney Dogs, Faygo, and Lizzo. I’m so proud to be from this city. You know, they say if Kamala wins, then the whole country will be like Detroit."

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Detroit.  Ég hef komiš žangaš.  Óttalegt greni.

Top Secret

"A major leak of US classified documents has appeared online Saturday... or we should qualify alleged leaks of at least two TOP SECRET documents, with both marked NOFORN - which is among the highest classifications - given it indicates the specific intelligence cannot be shared with allied foreign intelligence agencies (with the exception of the "Five Eyes").

A breaking Axios report suggests their authenticity..."

A-a-a attack Iran...

Hehe

Annaš?


Karma

Žeir sem létu sprauta börnin sķn sleppa žvķ bara aš lesa žetta

"The study was conducted by a team of leading UK medical doctors, epidemiologists, biostatisticians, and public health experts led by Oxford University’s Professor Colm D Andrews.

A preprint of the study’s paper was published in the MedRxiv medical journal.

The researchers were investigating the safety and effectiveness of Pfizer’s vaccine in fully vaccinated, partially vaccinated, and unvaccinated children and teenagers.

However, they discovered that cases of myocarditis and pericarditis only emerged in the vaccinated group."

Sumir hefšu fengiš sé MacDonalds... en ekki žessi:

"35-year-old Mohamed Noor Iidow has been found guilty of raping and killing 37-year-old mother-of-three Natalie Shotter, who was found dead on a park bench in London by a passer-by in the early morning of 16 July 2021. Iidow’s DNA was found in the deceased woman’s mouth, with CCTV footage showing him “orally raping” her repeatedly for “over 15 minutes”."

Er žetta kosher?

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Rśssar halda sķnu striki

"Owned by Ukrainian firm Metinvest, the modern facility -- opened in 1990 -- is Ukraine's largest mine for producing coking-coal, a specific grade used to fuel blast furnaces. It's near the village of Udachne, about 10 kilometers west of the city of Pokvrosk, which is itself a key supply hub in Ukraine's Donetsk oblast. Per the latest reports, the Russian army is reportedly just 8 to 12 kilometers east of Pokrovsk. Defensive lines have already been dug to Pokrovsk's west, so Ukrainian units will have positions to drop back to if Pokrovsk falls."

Ef?  Žegar.

Kommśnisti dregur śr hreyfanleika alžżšunnar

"The sale of diesel is set to be banned at four forecourts on Paris' ring road as Socialist Party Mayor Anne Hidalgo looks to curb the use of the most polluting vehicles and reduce emissions."

Nazistarnir fóru, en lišiš sem varš eftir er alveg eins, jafnvel verra.

Kosningar į Indlandi lķka

"Jharkhand elections: BJP has announced that it will contest 68 seats, while its allies AJSU will contest 10 seats, the JD(U) on 2 seats and LJP (RV) on 1 seat."

Ég veit ekkert hvaš er aš gerast žarna.


Giallo

Fréttirnar eru leišinlegar.  Horfum į kvikmyndir.

6 Donne per L'assassonu.  Mario Bava.  60ies.

Litrķk, hefur allt dótiš sem giallo žarf aš hafa, og hélt įfram aš hafa nęstu 20 įr, eša žar til allir uršu leišir į žvķ.

Fuglinn meš kristals-stéliš.  Argento. 1970.

Ein af fįum verkum Argento sem hafa vitręna framvindu.

Nitten Röde Roser.  1974.

Hver kannast ekki viš žessa? Eftirmynnileg dönsk kvikmynd ķ giallo-stķl um moršingja meš sérstaka ašferš til žess aš velja fórnarlömb.

Seinna fór kaninn aš gera svona kvikmyndir, meš žeim afleišingum aš viš fengum yfir okkur 40 kvikmyndir um Jason Vorhees og 45 um Mike Myers.

Vantaši žaš?  Ekki mig.


Kosningahótanirnar eru byrjašar aš birtast okkur

Mašur žarf aš virša žaš viš fasistana aš žeir viršast žó koma hreint fram ķ žetta sinn

"Setja į aušlinda­gjald į fisk­eldi, orku­fram­leišslu og feršažjón­ustu og hękka veišigjald į śt­geršir. Žetta seg­ir Kristrśn Frosta­dótt­ir, formašur Sam­fylk­ing­ar­inn­ar. Gušlaug­ur Žór Žóršar­son, um­hverf­is-, orku- og lofts­lags­rįšherra og žingmašur Sjįlf­stęšis­flokks­ins, seg­ir aš slķkt žyrfti aš skoša,"

Tveir leftistar leggja į rįšin um hvernig žeir geta lagt fiskeldi, fiskveišar, orkuframleišzlu og feršažjónustu endanlega ķ rśst.

En hey, ég trśi žvķ alveg aš žau vilji žetta.

Bara gamla: "skattleggjum žaš ķ hel og dęlum svo ķ žaš styrkjum" trixiš.

Allir sem falla fyrir žessu eru vangefnir.

Imbi fer ķ vištal

"Baier: 'You've been in office for three and a half years.'

Kamala: 'And Donald Trump has been running for office - '

Baier: 'But you've been the person holding office, madame - '

Kamala: 'Come on, come on! You and I both know what I am talking about! You and I both know what I'm talking about.'

Baier: 'I actually don't, what are you talking about?'"

Og žaš versnar bara.  Žaš eru mörg vķdjó.

Verra gęti žaš ekki veriš.

Annar imbi rķfur nišur fįna

"A pros-Hamas agitator posted a since-deleted video on TikTok Tuesday showing herself tearing down what she thought were Israeli flags outside of Efi’s Gyro in Montclair, New Jersey.

“Look at this sh*t!” she shouts while ripping the supposed Israeli flags down from the eatery. “Free Palestine, bi**h!”

The workers then drop a brutal reality check on the pro-Hamas idiot: The white-and-blue flags she was tearing down are Greek ones, not Israeli ones."

Heimska fólks er botnlaus.

Amazon gerist kjarnorkuknśiš

"Amazon is investing heavily in advanced small modular nuclear reactors to meet the rapidly growing power demands of its expanding data centers across the United States. Tech giants are finding the power needs of AI data centers to be insatiable — and nuclear power the only way to keep their servers running."

Stjörnustrķš

"A secretive US spaceship will attempt flight maneuvers above Earth that have never before been performed.

The project began as a NASA project back in 1999, but it was transferred to the US Department of Defense in 2004."

Ég verš fyrir miklum vonbrigšum ef žetta getur ekki skotiš marglitum leiserum ķ allar įttir.

Rśssar taka meira svęši.

Ekki gęfulegt.


Tequila

Nazistar elta stušningsmenn Trump

"...some sinister Antifa-like scum decided to cosplay as Neo-Nazi Trump fans to ruin the party and humiliate the Trump campaign. A boat with Trump and Nazi flags is seen approaching the “Trumptilla” event, and they try to make a show of how MAGA they are.

But as one can see below, there are a few red flags that emerge, making it blatantly obvious these losers are no fans of Trump. As one can see, they talk in stereotypical hick accents while bragging about “white power” and shouting “Heil Trump!” This is something you would see out of a garbage movie from Hollywood."

Antifa, Nazistar... hver er munurinn?

Allt er gervi ķ Kķna

"Xiaomeisha Sea World in Shenzhen is being criticized by visitors after trying to pass off a fake whale shark in its aquarium.

This isn't the first Chinese zoo controversy. Earlier this year, a Chinese zoo was criticized for painting dogs to look like pandas."

Kķnverjinn reddar sér.

Satan heimtar mannfórnir

"The Satanic Temple has opened a second abortion clinic in the US, this time in Virginia, where expectant mothers can engage in a self-focused abortion ritual, which has been endorsed by Cosmopolitan magazine. The goal of the Satanic Temple in turning abortion into a ritual is so that they can make the claim that practicing abortion is a religious liberty issue that that the termination of pregnancy is a "spiritual" undertaking."

Blóš fyrir blóš-gušinn!

Trump vinnur hjį MacDonald's

"Trump's doing it. He's really doing it. He's going to be working the fryer at a Pennsylvania McDonald's."

Trump.  Sęlkeri.

Allir eru žunglyndir og drekka Tequila

""Within overall US alcohol consumption, beer has been steadily losing share to spirits over the last 20 years. Within the spirits category, tequila has been gaining market share at the expense of vodka over recent years.""

Tequila!


Heimsbókmenntirnar ķ dag

Ljóslega besta bók sem skrifuš hefur veriš

Sav2

Žessi er dįldiš krķpķ

SpaceCats

Žessi er meš hatt innandyra

Ebu

Žetta finnst į Amazon.

Žessi situr kannski kjur of mikiš.

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Ein enn:

Alltaf eitthvaš allt annaš.


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