12.12.2022 | 18:30
Twitter er uppspretta mikillar skemmtunar nśna
Og ér er ekki einusinni į Twitter.
Hahaha!
Smį greining į įstandinu. Į Rumble.
Fyndiš žvķ žaš er satt.
Justin Trudeau viršist ekki įtta sig į aš fólk hefur ašgang aš öllum heimsins upplżsingum nśna
"Replies to Trudeau's tweet outnumber likes by almost three to one as of Sunday afternoon, as thousands of users express their anger and frustration over his hypocrisy."
Žaš eru ekki allir bśmerar sem eru bara meš feisbśkk.
"More Canadians have been euthanized by the government than have died from Covid.
At the time of writing, fewer than 50,000 Canadians have succumbed to Covid. The number of euthanized individuals in Canada through 2021 was 31,000. If the increasing rate of MAID (Medical Assistance in Dying) continues, euthanasia deaths will surpass Covid deaths."
"The Pentagon has given its tacit endorsement of Ukrainian attacks inside Russian territory and no longer fears such operations could lead to a "dramatic" Russian escalation, The Times reported on Friday, citing unnamed US defense officials. The US position appears to only be based on the fact that up to this point, Russia hasnt responded to attacks on its territory with nuclear weapons or by attacking NATO countries."
... jęja.
Mašurinn vinnur öll veršlaunin
Žetta er gott. Klikkiš į žetta.
Eitthvaš evil scheme ķ startholinum?
"The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security partnered with the World Health Organization and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to conduct Catastrophic Contagion, an exercise to simulate a global pandemic that is deadlier than the coronovirus and especially dangerous for children."
Raunveruleg įstęša žess aš rafbķlar uršu undir ķ samkeppninni į sķnum tķma
"EVs gained popularity some 120 years ago but range, lack of infrastructure, and purchase price stifled them."
Žetta śtskżrir ekki hvers vegna žeir hęttu meš Chevrolet EV 1. Žaš mįl er enn allt hiš dularfyllsta.
Mašur aš fara yfir žį miklu snilld sem er "Rings of Power." Ķ teorķunni byggt į Lord of the Rings, en ég kannast ekki viš neitt af žessu žašan.
11.12.2022 | 12:55
Heimurinn feršast um geiminn
Musk lķtur į Twitter sem vetvang glępa
"Elon Musk called Twitter a 'crime scene' as he's poised to release more files regarding the company's censorship practices
The Chief Twit is working in coordination with several journalists to publish files and messages from the social media company - now known as the 'Twitter files' - about its decision making processes when it comes to censorship.
That work has garnered the attention of House GOP officials, who have invited Musk to testify in their investigations over Hunter Biden, who faces allegations of illegal business dealing in China and Ukraine that Republicans suggest may implicate his father, President Joe Biden."
Mig grunar aš hann sé aš skemmta sér konunglega meš žetta nżja leikfang sitt.
"On Saturday Twitter CEO Elon Musk called out former head of Twitter Trust and Safety Yoel Roth for "arguing in favor of children being able to access adult Internet services in his PhD thesis."
Musk tweeted an excerpt from Roth's thesis, portions of which read, "...it's worth considering how, if at all, the current generation of popular sites of gay networked sociability might fit into an overall queer social landscape that increasingly includes individuals under the age of 18.""
Žessvegna flżja allir perrarnir yfir į Mastodon. Hvernig žeim sem žar voru fyrir lżst svo į žaš, veit ég ekki.
Žaš er greinilega ekki bśiš aš henda žeim öllum śt...
".@choeshow recorded the Antifa militants & their allies who showed up at the drag queen story at Brewmasters Taproom in Renton, WA. #Antifa urged deadly violence against those who would protest the event. Journalist @KatieDaviscourt was assaulted & robbed."
Ofbeldismenn.
Til lķtils aš kenna mśslimumum ķ Katar um žetta
"The conspiracies are already floating around and no, not from the alt-right, but from the Left.
Wahl's brother, who is gay, believes Wahl was targeted and killed for supporting the LGBT religion."
Hmm...
Žaš var alltaf hęttuspil aš segja sannleikann į Twitter
"Schellenberger wrote, "Roth pushes for a permanent suspension of Rep. Matt Gaetz even though it "doesn't quite fit anywhere (duh)" It's a kind of test case for the rationale for banning Trump. "I'm trying to talk [Twitter's] safety [team] into... removal as a conspiracy that incites violence".
While Schellenberger doesn't specify what Gaetz's claims about Antifa were, it could refer to theories that Antifa was present during the Jan 6 Capitol riot.
"If the reports are true," Gaetz said in reference to a Washington Times report, "some of the people who breached the Capitol today were not Trump supporters. They were masquerading as Trump supporters and in fact, were members of the violent terrorist group antifa.""
Mį ekki kalla hlutina sķnum réttu nöfnum.
4Chan.
"A discovery on LinkedIn has revealed there are over 14 former FBI and CIA agents currently employed by Twitter.
His LinkedIn account was either deleted or set to private after the thread picked up some retweets but not before screenshots of his account were taken."
Listinn er langur.
Helvķtis gerpin geršu žetta af einskęrri illsku
"The global lockdowns during the COVID-19 pandemic ruined the lives of millions of people, especially the most vulnerable. Now the globalists responsible admit they issued their decrees solely on the basis of politics.
Scientists across the political spectrum sounded the alarm on the harm of lockdowns from the beginning of the pandemic. Media and political elites, however, derided them as conspiracy theorists and reckless.
The few politicians who actually followed the science, like Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, saved their economies from ruin and countless lives in the process. Amazing what happens when governments prioritize protecting the vulnerable and allow healthy adults to make a living."
"Rioters clashed with police on the Champs-Elysees in Paris on Saturday night, following the victories of France and Morocco in the quarterfinals of the FIFA World Cup in Qatar.
According to local media, 1,220 officers were deployed to control the crowd of over 20,000 fans who gathered to watch the two back-to-back quarterfinals played in Qatar."
"Lord of War" tjįir sig um USA
"Viktor Bout told RT: "Theyre losing their Christian values. Theyre losing their families. Theyre losing literally their country. It is not anymore the same country we knew America used to be, the model for the entire world and lead and be an example. Like they say, you know, a sparkling town on a hill.""
"Commenting on the state of play ten months since Russia mounted a full-scale invasion of Ukraine, NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg said that it is a fateful time for Europe and that things could go horribly wrong and spill over from a proxy into a direct conflict between Russia and the NATO alliance.
Russian president Vladimir Putin, for his part, said that any negotiations would be difficult given that trust for the West in Moscow is currently almost at zero.
The Russian leader cited a recent interview given by former German chancellor Angela Merkel, in which she appeared to imply that the motivation behind the 2014 Minsk agreement was merely to give Ukraine time to build up its military.
"Their point was only to load up Ukraine with weapons and prepare it for hostilities. We see that. Honestly, we may have realized that too late, and maybe should have started all this sooner," Putin said in response to the Merkel interview on Friday."
10.12.2022 | 11:21
Passiš ykkur į gula snjónum
Ég hugsa nś aš fęstir myndu bśast viš žessu.
"Doctor-assisted death could reduce annual health-care spending across the country by between $34.7 million and $136.8 million, according to a report published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal on Monday."
Hehehe...
"The 1st protest tonight about the refugees in tallaght Cookstown.. as the women said tonight we need to come out in big numbers .. enough is enough our children's future is at risk by the Irish government human trafficking these people into OUR country."
Gott aš geta bara linkaš į Twitter og bśist viš einhverju raunverulegu.
"Twitter refused to remove explicit images and videos of an underaged sex trafficking victim because they "didn't find a violation" of the platform's policies, a federal lawsuit claims."
Ehm...
Žessir hęgri-öfgamenn og andśš žeirra į barnanķši...
Frekari glępir Twitter fyrir daga Musk:
"As soon as they finished banning Trump, Twitter execs started processing new power. They prepared to ban future presidents and White Houses perhaps even Joe Biden.
Following January 6, internal messages within Slack showed Twitter executives "getting a kick out of intensified relationships with federal agencies," Taibbi said."
Jį.
"The vice president of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV) and alleged drug lord Diosdado Cabello accused the United States on Wednesday of being behind the impeachment and arrest of Perus far-left president Pedro Castillo."
Kynskiftingar versus lesbķur. Hver sigrar?
Passiš ykkur į banvęna gula snjónum.
9.12.2022 | 17:00
Fólk er vitlaust
... jį.
Bullshit hręšzluįróšur vikunnar:
"Germany is confident in the loyalty of its own security forces, the interior ministry said on Friday, responding to claims that a far-right group with suspected plans to overthrow the state had sought to recruit soldiers and police officers.
Prosecutors also said some members of the group had planned an armed attack on the Bundestag parliament in Berlin."
Žżzka rķkiš notar žetta i einhverjum vafasömum tilgangi, er ég viss um.
Samsvarandi bull og vitleysa af Ķslenskum vetvangi
"Sveinn Andri Sveinsson, verjandi annars mannanna sem hafa veriš įkęršir fyrir tilraun til hryšjuverka hér į landi, segist hįlfpartinn hafa bśist viš įkęru į hendur žeim en aš innihald hennar hafi komiš sér mjög į óvart.
Hann segir engar undirbśningsathafnir vera tilgreindar ķ įkęrunni, sem séu forsenda žess aš hęgt sé aš dęma mann fyrir tilraun til hryšjuverka."
Aš vanda eru Ķslendingar fasķskari en Mussolini:
Sveinn Andri er skynsamur mašur, veit alveg hvaš hann er aš gera. Og hér fęr hann ķ hausinn eitthvert psyop sem enginn meš greindarvķsitölu yfir fįvitamörkum sér ekki ķ gegnum.
" "Žaš er mjög sérstakt aš žaš aš selja frį sér byssur meš ólöglegum hętti geti veriš lišur ķ hryšjuverkum vegna žess aš žeir sem hafa veriš įkęršir fyrir undirbśning hryšjuverka į Noršurlöndum hafa veriš aš sanka aš sér annaš hvort vopnum eša sprengiefnum til žess aš nota viš hryšjuverk en ekki aš selja žau. Sķšan hafa žessir ašilar yfirleitt veriš ķ einhverjum tengslum viš hryšjuverkasellur eša hópa, sem er ekki tilfelliš meš įkęrša. Žannig aš žetta er eins gališ og hugsast getur," greinir Sveinn Andri frį."
Mér veršur hugsaš til föšur rķkislögreglustjóra, sem var einmitt aš selja ólögleg vopn. Sį mašur er oršinn gošsagnakenndur, mikiš svipaš og Žóršur Malakoff, og er ég viss um aš um hann verša samin kvęši fljótlega.
Hvenęr hans mįl verša tekin fyrir veit ég ekki, en ég held meš honum lķka.
Baš AI um aš gera NSDAP įróšur, og AI vill setja hamar og sigš ķ logoiš. AI veit sķnu viti.
Musk enn aš sżna okkur hverskonar fasista operasjón Twitter var:
""Thread: The Twitter Files Part Two," Weiss tweeted. "Twitter's secret blacklists." Many users have long speculated that Twitter employees held secret blacklists and would shadow ban and suppress content from those accounts they deemed unpalateable."
Svo tók Musk viš, og henti śt öllum pedófķlunum. Helmingurinn af kommśnistunum hurfi viš žį ašgerš.
Bara svo žvķ sé haldiš til haga.
Žetta er aš gerast ķ alvöru... af einhverjum įstęšum
"A new felony arrest warrant has just been issued for Sam Brinton, the senior Department of Energy official who just weeks ago confessed to stealing luggage at the Minneapolis airport on Sept 16.
Now, the ostentatiously "non-binary" deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition stands accused of perpetrating the same crime at the Las Vegas airport, according to KLAS. The date of the alleged Vegas theft has not yet been publicized."
Aha. Ekkert aš sjį hér.
Brazzar taka svindli eitthvaš illa
"Criminal charges have been filed with the Military Supreme Court calling for the arrest of leftist Chief Justice Alexandre de Moraes. Massive protests are scheduled for the weekend in Brazil, as the demonstrators call for the Army to intervene."
Į mešan, ķ Kanada.
8.12.2022 | 17:21
Śr einu ķ annaš
"Dr. John Money, a sexologist and psychologist from New Zealand who practiced at Johns Hopkins, is considered the first to coin the terms "gender identity" and "gender role," describing the "internal experience of sexuality" and the "social expectations of male and female behavior" respectively. These concepts are prominently featured in trans activism today, and are used to bolster claims of "gender fluidity.""
Kynnist manninum og komist aš žvķ hvers vegna hann var aš finna upp į žessu.
"BREAKING: @fwparker Dean of Students Brags About Bringing in LGBTQ+ Health Center to Teach "Queer Sex" to Minors "Passing around dildos and butt plugs...kids are just playing with them...Using lube versus using spit...that's a really like, cool part of my job""
Klįm. Fyrir börn. Nśtķminn. yay.
Drįpsvélmenni
Žegar sósķalistar fį aš rįša...
"Frustrated by the ineffective policies of the citys Democratic leadership that resulted in mounting crime rates, a gas station owner in Philadelphia hired a team of armed security guards with long rifles and tactical gear."
Hęrri skattar, minni žjónusta. Viš žekkjum žaš, og elskum.
"Ķ fyrirvara VG viš frumvarpiš er mešal annars įréttaš aš žó gert sé rįš fyrir žvķ aš lögregla hafi eftirlit meš einstaklingum eša hópum til aš sporna viš skipulagšri brotastarfsemi eša ógn viš öryggi rķkisins eša almennings, skuli lögregla įvallt gęta mešalhófs viš beitingu slķkra rannsóknarašferša. Žeim skuli ašeins beitt žegar žaš telst naušsynlegt og aldrei gengiš lengra en raunverulegt og rökstutt tilefni sé til.
Žį er žeirri įbendingu beint til allsherjar- og menntamįlanefndar aš skošaš verši hvort rétt sé aš takmarka beitingu slķkra rannsóknar viš žau tilvik žegar grunur er um brot sem kunna aš varša alvarlegri refsingu aš lögum."
Žaš eru engir sérstakir hęgri-öfgar ķ žessu hjį žeim, en žaš er gaman aš sjį VG komna hęgra megin viš Sjįlfstęšisflokkinn.
Žaš kżs heldur enginn D lengur nema flokksmenn sjįlfir, ęttingjar žeirra og NPC sem halda bara meš sķnu liši af vana.
Florida mašurinn er of Woke fyrir jólin
"A Florida man was arrested for allegedly having sex with a dog in public before destroying a church Nativity display in Clearwater, according to police."
Mikill Sigurgeir ķ žessu.
Eitthvaš allt annaš
7.12.2022 | 16:59
Of margir menn heita Mike ķ hįkarlažįttunum
Fyrirsögn vikunnar:
Shark Week slammed by scientists for being "too white", featuring too many men named "Mike"
Jį. Žeir höfšu tķma til žess aš finna žetta śt, į afar vķsndalegan hįtt.
Du-rum... du-rum... dudududududu....
Soylent Green er fólk
Strķš ķ Śkraķnu er aš sżna hluti sem Rśssar žurftu ekki aš vita af
"The war in Ukraine has a rate of artillery shelling not seen in a war since the Korean War. That intensity is so high that its putting a strain on the artillery pieces themselves, with a third out of commission at any point.
Thats according to the New York Times, which is reporting that a large portion of the approximately 350 howitzers provided by Western nations to Ukraine including 142 American M777 howitzers are damaged, destroyed or simply breaking down from overuse."
Žaš var og.
Hvaš annaš eru žeir meš sem er dżrt og virkar ekki?
Virkaši ķ Englandi į Jįtvaršstķmabilinu. Nś eru žar engar byssu og engir hnķfar... eša žannig.
"Sittel-Faraj presented von Storch with the Berlin Charter, a catalogue of voter suppression and election manipulation tactics used by the leftist Supreme Court and Superior Electoral Court in Brazil:
- Punishing opinion crimes, a crime that does not exist in Brazilian criminal law, bypassing the jurisdiction of Congress.
- Unconstitutional ban on publishing reasonable, professional criticism of the insecure and vulnerable Brazilian electoral process.
- Unlawful investigations that undermine the constitutional powers of the Attorney General and Justice Department in relation to opening, continuing and recording proceedings.
- Ignoring the Attorney General and Justice Departments calls for opening and closing investigations.
- Opening court proceedings without respecting jurisdiction and jurisprudence.
- Obstruction of attorney access to clients and the legitimate and constitutional right to a full defense.
- Unconstitutional decisions without legal basis and against Brazilian law.
- Extralegal formation of a Federal Police group for the illegal execution of arrests and enforcement.
- Ignoring elementary constitutional norms when interpreting the law on the legal limits of the electoral system.
- Suppression of freedom of speech.
- Press censorship.
- Control of media and social networking content.
- Unlawful delegation of powers to fact-checking agencies mainly left-wing ones, with bogus arguments, with the spurious aim of removing content and profiles from conservative social networks.
- Blocking and banning conservative profiles on social networks, including parliamentarians, supporters, journalists, businessmen, authorities and experts on constitutional law.
- Demonetarization of social media, with irreversible economic and social consequences and irreversible damage to their owners, to the detriment of the free exercise of honest labor, freedom of expression and the defense of democracy.
- Seizure of assets, resources, electronic devices and bank accounts from Brazilians accused of anti-democratic demonstrations without the right to due process.
- Restriction of free parliamentary work.
- Threatening to imprison citizens, parliamentarians, party members, journalists, businessmen and amazingly also legitimate authorities who dare to question the elections.
- Transforming the Supreme Court (STF) and Superior Electoral Court (TSE) into political instruments at the service of the opposition, with the aim of preventing the President of the Republic from exercising his legitimate right to govern as guaranteed by the Federal Constitution."
Žaš er aldeilis listi.
"Matt Tyrmand said military (is) being strategically deployed, reservists are being activated and the military is already active in the favelas, in the places where Lulas base is strongest, criminals and drug traffickers.
The Military has allegedly called for civilian volunteers as the Armed Forces prepare to stop the steal and restore democracy."
Bišin eftir nazista drįpsvélmennunum lengist ašeins
"Some San Francisco officials wanted to proceed with allowing robots to use deadly force in certain cases, arguing nothing substantive had changed to warrant a reversal. But the vote to advance the broader police equipment policy including the ban on lethal robots passed unanimously."
En hve lengi?
Twitter dellan heldur įfram.
6.12.2022 | 17:23
Į mešan viš bķšum žess aš rafmagns-Hitler sleppi af Internetinu...
Ef žś ert ekki rķkisstarfsmašur, žį ertu sennilega ekki gagnslaus.
"Indios support President Bolsonaro because he protects them against radical climate activists who want to force them to return to the Stone Age.
The Brazilian Army is reeinforcing the borders to prevent invasion from their Communist neighbors, and mobilizing across Brazil."
Hasar.
Žetta Pre-crime er ekki aš virka eins og ķslenskir pólitķkusar segja.
"Women protesting the potential placement of a convicted killer in a womens prison in Oakland, Calif. on Monday were attacked by trans activists."
Žęr hafa veriš of gamlar fyrir Antifa. Antifa vill žęr ungar.
Jį.
"In 2021, 1 in 30 deaths in Canada were due to assisted suicide. If that statistic wasnt depressing enough look how its being packaged to citizens there."
Śff.
HaHa!
5.12.2022 | 18:18
Kommśnistar skotnir nišur ķ S-Amerķku
Sama hver forritar žaš, sama hvaš žeir reyna, ef gervigreindin virkar, žį byrjar hśn alltaf aš hatast viš svertingja og gyšinga.
Og enginn veit af hverju. (Nei, ķ alvöru, tékkiš į žessu. Žetta er stórmerkilegt.)
"In an unusual step for the military, the Army has invaded favelas of Rio de Janeiro and killed top leaders of the Comando Vermelho (Red Command) drug cartel, which supports the Communist criminal Luiz Inįcio Lula da Silva."
... hvaš?
"The drug cartels are the armed wing of the Communists. Comando Vermelho controls parts of Rio de Janeiro and was formed 1979 as an alliance between cartels and Communists. If they are eliminated, the risk 0f a civil war will be significantly reduced.
Troops have been deployed to the Venezuelan border to guard against Communist invasion"
Aušvitaš.
Brazilķa virkar öšruvķsi.
Žaš var alveg vitaš aš žetta myndi gerast
"President Muhammadu Buhari warned last week that weapons from the raging war between Russia and Ukraine are now finding their way into the Lake Chad Basin region."
Er eiginlega aš bśast viš aš einhver skjóti nišur faregažotu meš einhverju af žessum flugskeytabyssum sem er bśiš aš senda žangaš.
... jęja.
Evil.
FBI skipaši Twitter aš ritskoša
"In a disclosure to the FEC, it was revealed that Twitter had weekly meetings with federal law enforcement, and that it was during one of these meetings that Twitter was told to watch out for a Russian disinformation drop."
Lķtiš gefiš fyrir mįlfrelsiš žarna.
4.12.2022 | 13:01
Žiš vitiš, EF žiš hafiš internet
Žaš er alltaf meira og meira...
"What was missing were details of specific warnings we know the FBI made to Twitter about a Russian hack and leak operation involving Hunter during their weekly meetings with top executives of the social media giant in the days and weeks before The Post published its exclusive bombshell.
We know that FBI Supervisory Special Agent Elvis Chan testified Tuesday in a lawsuit against the Biden administration brought by Republican attorneys that he organized those weekly meetings with Twitter and Facebook in San Francisco for as many as seven Washington-based FBI agents in the run-up to the 2020 presidential election."
"one familiar name immediately popped out in the first batch of documents released through journalist Matt Taibbi: James Baker. For many, James Baker is fast becoming the Kevin Bacon of the Russian collusion scandals."
"SBF donating $40m to not go to jail for stealing $10b+ is one of the highest ROI trades of all time
3.12.2022 | 11:38
Twitter eru fréttirnar nśna
Žetta er sennilega frétt mįnašarins
"The Twitter Files tell an incredible story from inside one of the worlds largest and most influential social media platforms. It is a Frankensteinian tale of a human-built mechanism grown out the control of its designer.
By 2020, requests from connected actors to delete tweets were routine. One executive would write to another: More to review from the Biden team. The reply would come back: Handled.
Celebrities and unknowns alike could be removed or reviewed at the behest of a political party:
This system wasn't balanced. It was based on contacts. Because Twitter was and is overwhelmingly staffed by people of one political orientation, there were more channels, more ways to complain, open to the left (well, Democrats) than the right. https://opensecrets.org/orgs/twitter/summary?id=D000067113
On October 14, 2020, the New York Post published BIDEN SECRET EMAILS, an expose based on the contents of Hunter Bidens abandoned laptop:
Twitter took extraordinary steps to suppress the story, removing links and posting warnings that it may be unsafe. They even blocked its transmission via direct message, a tool hitherto reserved for extreme cases, e.g. child pornography.
Although several sources recalled hearing about a general warning from federal law enforcement that summer about possible foreign hacks, theres no evidence - that I've seen - of any government involvement in the laptop story. In fact, that might have been the problem...
A fundamental problem with tech companies and content moderation: many people in charge of speech know/care little about speech, and have to be told the basics by outsiders."
Sannaš nśna.
""Publicly posting the names and identities of front-line employees involved in content moderation puts them in harm's way and is a fundamentally unacceptable thing to do" Roth posted."
Hann getur bara sjįlfum sér um kennt. Ekki vandamįl neins annars.
4Chan hefur efasemdir.
"Twitter chose to block the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020 without receiving any alert from the government and struggled to find a plausible explanation for its actions, according to internal correspondence.
Taibbi promised to release more Twitter files in the future. Musk said that an update would come on Saturday."
Fjör.
"Frjįls" markašur.
"Woods said, "I will be getting a lawyer. I will be suing the Democratic National Committee, no matter what. Whether I win or lose, I am going to stand up for the rights of every American, not a so-called celebrity, Im not a celebrity anymore. Im hardly recognizable anymore because my career has been destroyed by these very people. And I will sue and Im hoping other people will sue. And if it turns out there are a lot of us on this list where the DNC targeted us, and I will quote the immortal words of Joseph Wells when he attacked Joe McCarthy for the enemy's list he had, at long last sir, have you no shame? President Biden, all of your Stasi little operatives in the DNC who have targeted American citizens, have you, Mr. President, have all of you at last, no shame?""
"Very shortly, Im going to begin posting a long thread of information on Twitter, at my account, @mtaibbi. This material is likely to get a lot of attention. I will absolutely understand if subscribers are angry that it is not appearing here on Substack first. Id be angry, too."
""I have every intention of being as transparent and straightforward in this matter as possible," Musk said on a Zoom call interview as a trio of red dots swirled around on his forehead. "All will be known very shortly. I just have to determine why I'm suddenly covered in these little, red laser dots."
Witnesses close to Musk said the dots first began to appear shortly after he tweeted his intention to provide details about Twitter suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop scandal in the fall of 2020, shortly before the presidential election. "Within minutes of writing that tweet, we noticed the little dots appearing on the walls of every room Elon was in," said Adrian Haj, a member of Musk's inner circle. "We didn't think anything of it at first, but now they're everywhere. Weird!""
...
Śt frį Ķslenskum tölum getum viš reiknaš śt...
"Žżskur hjśkrunarfręšingur sem gaf allt aš 8.600 eldri borgurum ķ bęnum Schortens ķ Žżskalandi saltvatnslausn ķ staš Covid-19 bóluefnis er frjįls ferša sinna eftir śrskurš dómstóls."
... aš hśn bjargaši lķklega 86 mannslķfum. Kannski fleiri.