Bækur um köngulær og krabba

Þetta er klassískasta verk sem skrifað hefur verið.

Hún er bara sátt við þetta, sýnist mér.

Einhver ákvað að búa til wad byggt á "House of Leaves."  Það var nú ágætt.

Myndskreyting.

Þetta er meira normalt.

Þessi bók er til.  Hljómar ekki illa.

Fréttir dagsins

Portland er leiðinlegur staður

"Portland, Oregon has suffered massive population loss since 2020. According to Census data, the city lost the sixth-most number of people of any city in the US last year, losing 8,308 people from July 1, 2021, to July 1, 2022. 

Portland is among the top cities that have seen record crime rates since the "defund the police" movement that followed the 2020 BLM Riots."

Þeir gerðu þetta við sjálfa sig.

Kommar eru ofbeldishneigðír

"As one antifa member explained, free speech is a "nonargument…you have the right to speak but you also have the right to be shut up."

When people criticized antifa for its violent philosophy, MSNBC’s Joy Reid responded to the critics that "you might be the fascist.""

Annað hvort hefur þú málfrelsi eða þú hefur ofbeldi.  Veldu.

Ísland er að komast á stig 4, ef það er ekki þegar komið þangað.

Tveir ágætir menn eru sammála mér

"Famed Canadian psychologist Jordan Peterson pointed out on Twitter that the "phrase "gender affirming" care is a criminally evil lie."

Elon Musk replied that "gender-affirming care for minors is pure evil."

Musk further replied to an account speaking against the euphemism of "gender affirming" care, saying that "It means castration.""

Systur míonar eru ekki sammála mér.

Kommúnistar berjast í Leipzig

"Far-left protesters clashed with the German police in the eastern city of Leipzig over the weekend in unrest provoked by a recent court ruling that sent a woman known for anti-Nazi activism and her three accomplices to prison.

...over acts of violence against suspected neo-Nazis."

Öfga-leftistar berja aðra öfga-leftista.  What else is new?

Á sjómannadaginn er fátt sjómannatengt að finna...

Hvalir ráðast á báta

"You may know by now that Orcas have begun attacking boats off the coast of Europe in orchestrated attacks and have successfully sunk a few vessels."

Tengd frétt

"Embætti rík­is­lög­reglu­stjóra keypti skot­vopn og skot­færi vegna leiðtoga­fund­ar Evr­ópuráðsins fyr­ir um 185 millj­ón­ir króna. Jafn­framt keypti lög­regl­an ann­an búnað fyr­ir sam­tals 151 millj­ón krón­ur fyr­ir fund­inn.

Þetta kem­ur fram í til­kynn­ingu frá rík­is­lög­reglu­stjóra sem birt­ist í dag.

Þar kem­ur fram að end­an­legt fjár­hags­legt upp­gjör á fund­in­um af hálfu lög­reglu muni liggja fyr­ir í lok júlí. Skot­vopn­in sem voru keypt voru helst glock-skamm­byss­ur og hálf­sjálf­virk­ar MP5-byss­ur, þá er ít­rekað að ekki sé um að ræða hríðskota­byss­ur."

Hverja þarf lögreglan svona mikið að skjóta?

Glæpastarfsemi

"The CEI measures how well a company’s policies adhere to a set of criteria concerning "LGBTQ equality" in the workplace. Businesses with the highest possible 100 CEI points are given the title “Best Place To Work For LGBTQ Equality.” More than 800 American businesses met all the criteria to earn a percent rating and the designation last year, according to the Campaign’s latest report.

In response to the loss of a perfect CEI score—and in spite of the customer backlash, Anheuser-Busch pledged last week to donate $200,000 to support "LGBTQ+ business owners of color."

The fact that a company would rather further upset customers than get a lower social credit rating, Lindsay said, shows "how this extortion racket works and how serious the extortion racket is.""

Kolefnis-költið virkar eins.

Þetta er að gerast líka.

Breska ríkið ritskoððai fólk sem vildi ekki láta eitra fyrir öllum

"Officials within the UK government reportedly worked clandestinely with social media companies, such as Google, Facebook, and Twitter as well as A.I. firms to monitor critics of the lockdown regime, as well as to identify and ultimately censor speech criticising the draconian government policy."

Í framtíðinni verður eitrað fyrir þér með leynd.

Ekki nema 6...

"Authorities are investigating the deaths of six women, all under age 40, that have been found within 100 of each other in forested or rural areas around Portland according to KGW8 News.

The tragic discoveries have led to speculation that a serial killer is on the loose."

Ljóslega einka-aðili.  Ríkið væri bíð að myrða 6 milljón.

Sum leiðindi eru í eðli sínu fallegri en önnur.

Bretar eru á einhverri leið

"According to a report from The Sun on Sunday, radical green activists may be forced to live up to their beliefs about the climate and be prevented from driving should they engage in protests that intentionally block off traffic."

Hmm...

 

 

Allt er svo ritskoðað nú þegar að það er fátt að marka lengur

Fullt af gögnum á netinu

"Nearly 10,000 photos from Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop were uploaded to a new website - BidenLaptopMedia.com, which has been intermittently unavailable since launch due to overwhelming traffic.

The site includes;

Pictures (with location metadata)

Emails

Suspicious Activity Reports

Influence peddling

Ashley Biden's diary"

Mjög furðulegt klám, ekki allra.

Því meira sem þetta er rannsakað, því verra verður það

"A groundbreaking study conducted by the renowned Cleveland Clinic, ranked as the second-best hospital in the world, has found that a higher number of COVID-19 vaccine doses received increases the risk of infection with COVID-19."

Lesið þetta bara sjálf.

Fólk fær það sem það bað um og fer í fýlu

"As The Gateway Pundit recently reported, the city of Chicago has approved $51 million in spending on illegal immigrants.

This has many in Chicago’s black community outraged, as they think that sort of funding should go to citizens, not illegal border crossers."

Paródía eða alvöru, ekki hægt að greina muninn.

Þegar menn móðga 90% til að þóknast 5%...

"Major brands such as Bud Light and Target, among others, are facing immense backlash from supporting LGBTQ causes, with the market capitalization of the firms crashing by double digits in recent weeks.

Target shares were trading at $130.93 as of 06:07 EDT, June 1, down 13.71 percent year to date and at a fresh 52-week low. It is the stock’s longest losing streak since November 2018. Shares of Anheuser-Busch Inbev SA were trading at €49.97, down 12.18 percent for the year.

In addition to Target and Bud Light, several other companies, including PetSmart, Chick-fil-A, and Walmart, are also now facing boycott calls due to their endorsement of the LGBTQ agenda."

... já.

Evrópusambandið ritskoðar Twitter

"It is not enough to (symbolically) withdraw from the Code of Practice to defy the EU. Defying the EU would require Twitter to withdraw from the EU altogether."

VPN er hlutur sem er til.

Ferðin að miðju jarðar

"Chinese scientists broke ground Tuesday on a planned 10,000-meter (32,808) foot hole into the Earth's crust - the country's deepest ever borehole according to Bloomberg, citing the Xinhua state-run news agency.

The effort could be used to identify mineral resources as well as help assess environmental risks such as earthquakes and volcanic eruptions."

... jæja.

Rónar framtíðarinnar

Í framtíðinni munu útúrdópaðir rónar líka eiga byssur

"Form 4473 is required for gun purchases like the one of Hunter in 2018. It asks:

Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?

Hunter reportedly lied and said no.

President Biden has demanded “red flag” enforcement that would also appear to target the conduct of his own son.

Now, Hunter Biden could be arguing against some of these laws as unconstitutional under a more expansive view of the Second Amendment."

Gott show.

Space Odyssey hafði rétt fyrir sér

"An AI-enabled drone turned on and “killed” its human operator during a simulated U.S. Air Force (USAF) test so that it could complete its mission...

We were training it in simulation to identify and target a SAM threat. And then the operator would say ‘yes, kill that threat,’ Hamilton said.

The system started realizing that while they did identify the threat, at times, the human operator would tell it not to kill that threat, but it got its points by killing that threat.

So what did it do? It killed the operator, he continued.

It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective."

Can't do that, Dave.

Kardínáli í Newark hefur ekki lesið Nýja Testamentið

""Unrestrained gun ownership is a serious threat to the weak in our communities," Tobin contends in concluding his letter."

Jésú sagði: ef þú átt ekki sverð, seldu þá skyrtuna þína til þess að kaupa eitt.

Hann myndi segja eitthvað annað núna.  Eins og: keyptu byssu.  Sverð eru eitthvað svo 33 AD.

Kanarnir og hundarnir þeirra...

"Either people are getting stupider, or the bots are trying to start a war..."

Hinn uggvænlegi friðarsinni Victor Orban

"Western leaders have bought into the idea that “Ukraine can win the war with Western money and weapons”, Orbán said: “It will be very difficult to get off this war path.”

Hungary’s pro-peace stance means “we are on the right moral and political path”, Orbán said. People will sooner or later replace “pro-war governments” in Western counties, Orbán said, as “the vast majority of people are not in favor of the war”."

Barnapillur

"South Korea says it will increase customs inspections targeting capsules containing powdered human flesh.

The Korea Customs Service said it had found almost 17,500 of the capsules being smuggled into the country from China since August 2011."

Ég þurfti að athuga þetta betur:

"South Korea has seized thousands of smuggled drug capsules filled with powdered flesh from dead babies, which some people believe can cure disease."

Þetta var fyrir 10 árum.  Hvað ætli þeir séu að gera núna?

Necrofóbískar ídeasjónir

Þetta er eðlilegt á Facebook

"David Fuller, 68, murdered Wendy Knell, 25, and Caroline Pierce, 20, in 1987, before going on to sexually abuse 101 corpses at his workplaces from at least 2007. 

The father-of-four was not linked to the murders until 2020, which led investigators to search his home and uncover almost 900,000 files of him abusing corpses of females aged between nine and 100."

Ljóslega gróf aðför að LGBTQ+ samfélaginu.

Ég móðgaði einu sinni necrófíl á fesibúkk.  Hann hélt því fram að ég hefði kallað hann kínverskan örbylgjuofn, sem er víst það versta sem þú getur kallað necrófíl.

Ekki svo.  Ég spurði bara hvort það væri meira woke að vera necro eða pedó.

Necrófílar... ekki með fulle fem.

Reyndar er fólk á fesbúkk að öllu jöfnu svo vitlaust að það gerir sér ekki grein fyrir því að það er með aðgang að internetinu.

Þetta er líka normalt

"An Oklahoma parent filed a lawsuit against Edmond Public Schools, alleging that her 15-year-old daughter was “attacked and severely beaten” in the girls’ bathroom by a 17-year-old male student who identifies as transgender, Fox25 reported on Wednesday."

Frekari ævintýri vitleysinga

"This is Oakland, California. The person crying sounds like a man and I wouldn't doubt it, because this is one of the most "progressive" enclaves in the nation.

As it turns out, the depravity of human nature wins against the liberal message of tolerance and equity every time. In the name of kindness, these people invited literal hell on earth into their neighborhoods."

Radiohead útskýrir þetta vel.

Skam inní öðru skami, eins og einhver matrúsku-dúkka.

"Four months after The Guardian and other European media outlets revealed the world's leading carbon credit certifier sold worthless offsets to major corporations, the head of Washington-based Verra has stepped down."

Já, þið lesið rétt.  Það er svind inní svindlinu.  Maðurinn seldi svikin svik.  Svona gervi-svindl.

3 morð á klukkutíma

"Crime continues to spiral out of control in the Rainbow Nation, according to the latest crime statistics. 6 289 murders were reported in the first quarter of 2023, in comparison to 6 083 last year. 27 066 people were murdered in the year 2022, 2 256 per month or 76 every day. That means three murders every hour in South Africa."

72 á sólahring.

Kunningi minn sagði mér um daginn á í Washington DC einni, þá væru framin 7X fleiri morð en í Bandaríkjunum, að Washington DC meðtalinni.

Sem er vissulega magnað, en ég persónulega vil draga þær tölur í efa.  Kunningi minn er ekki slíkur efasemdamaður.

Tónlist, engu tengd.

Paródía

"Go Fuck yourself"... eða eitthvað.

"The women interviewed 2described the act as a symbolic expression of self-love and an affirmation of a deep meaningful relationship with one’s self."

Á meðan, í Kína

"At the one featured in the video, kids learn to bayonet Japanese soldiers, fire mortars, shoulder bazookas, and shoot guns at a range."

Kínverjinn með framtíðarplön.

Bud heldur áfram að tapa

"The greatest beneficiary of Bud Light’s misfortune has been Modelo Especial, a Mexican beer import. Its sales surged over 9% for the week ending May 20 according to Bump Williams Consulting and NielsonIQ data. Modelo Especial is now poised to supplant Bud Light as the world’s number one beer.

Yuengling can also be considered Trump friendly. Yuengling was boycotted by far-left LGBTQ groups in 2016 after its CEO endorsed then-candidate Donald Trump’s run for president."

Modelo er ekki góður.  Drekkið frekar Tecate, þegar það býðst.

Geimverur mættar, segir prófessor

"Dr. Garry Nolan, a professor at Stanford University’s medical school [...] has stated that extraterrestrial life not only exists, but walks among us."

Enginn vill kaupa neitt í Target

"The retail giant's losses over the past couple of weeks have swelled to over $12.4 billion as backlash grows over its decision to sell Pride merchandise to children."

Pútin fjallar um tölvuspil

"Russian President Vladimir Putin told domestic video game developers on Tuesday that he will take up their cause at the upcoming BRICS summit in South Africa. 

The global mega-hit ‘World of Tanks’ was actually developed in neighboring Belarus, with a Russian developer helping – and spinning off a domestic title after Wargaming Group relocated to Cyprus last year due to Western sanctions."

Hvað ef Michael Jordan er bara mjög hávaxinn dvergur?

Sósíalismi tengdur siðblindu

"Left-wing extremism is linked to toxic, psychopathic tendencies and narcissism, according to a new study published to the peer-reviewed journal Current Psychology.

"According to this principle, individuals with dark personalities — such as high narcissistic and psychopathic traits — are attracted to certain forms of political and social activism which they can use as a vehicle to satisfy their own ego-focused needs instead of actually aiming at social justice and equality," they told PsyPost."

Beyond using any means necessary, people of privileged backgrounds who are aligned with LWA often use their narcissism to make activism solely about themselves instead of achieving social equality for struggling groups."

Vissum það svosem.

Tengd frétt.

 

"Laun æðstu ráðamanna munu hækka um 6 til 6,3 prósent þann 1. júlí næstkomandi. Laun forsætisráðherra hækka um 156 þúsund krónur."

Haldiði í alvöru að þetta fólk sé að vinna fyrir okkur?

Ef svo er, af hverju haldiði það?

Fact Check á Twitter eru betri núna.

Atombombur fyrir alla

"Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has issued a terrifying proposition to any nation that joins Russia and Belarus.  Like an Oprah Christmas Special:  Nukes for everyone."

Hver er eiginlega að lána þennan pening?

"Global debt levels soared by $8.3 trillion in the first quarter of 2023, climbing to $305 trillion, nearly the record high set in the first quarter of 2022, according to the Institute of International Finance. This means almost 335% of GDP.

There is no such thing as public debt. We pay it, always. With higher taxes, higher inflation, or larger budget cuts, maybe all at the same time."

Hafiði séð hvíta hvalinn?

Serbar vs NATO

"...what started as clashes between ethnic Serbs and Kosovo police has spiraled into violence as NATO troops have struggled to crackdown on raging protests."

Slagsmál sem berast út á götu, jafnvel víðar.

Ég hef litla trú á Ameríska hernum núna.

"Recently, NOVA Campaigns discovered a gay furry couple was posting their own photos in costume and military gear."

Ehm... why?

NY skilja ekki þetta "Barnaefni"

"The new, live-action The Little Mermaid is everything nobody should want in a movie: dutiful and defensive, yet desperate for approval. It reeks of obligation and noble intentions. Joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink — they’re missing,

The reviewer complained that there was not enough carnality, which of course, is defined as feeling morbid sexual desire or a propensity to lewdness."

Kink & Carnality.  Fyrir börn.

Og að lokum, úr umferðinni

"Video shared to social media the other day shows body cam footage of a vehicle driving up the ramp of a flatbed tow truck, going airborne and flipping in the air. The occupants reportedly survived."

Botninum náð. Vona ég.

Þjóðverjar að verða leiðir á kolefnistrú

"Last week it was President Macron who was rowing back on green measures. In a speech he asserted that Europe has, for now, gone far enough – if it introduces any more regulations without the rest of the world following suit then it will put investment at risk and harm the economy. This week, the European People’s Party – a centre right grouping which includes the German Christian Democrats, the party of Commission President Ursula von der Leyen – seems to be joining in.

Germany now seems to be taking over from France as the seedbed of opposition towards zero carbon policies, not least because it has more severe policies – and because its self-imposed, earlier target of reaching net zero by 2045 is increasingly looking out of kilter with reality."

Þeir þurftu bara að leggja hagkerfið í svo mikla rúst að íbúarnir frjósa.

San Fransisco er full af skít

"For starters, feces were found far more often in commercial sectors, covering "approximately 50% of street segments in Key Commercial Areas and 30% in the Citywide survey," second only to broken glass as can be seen in the 'illegal dumping' section."

Reykjavík er rekin með svipaðri hugmyndafræði, og Íslendingar eru alltaf 5 árum á eftri kananum.

Bara að segja...

Insane in the brain.

Maður böstar cap í rassinn á vini sínum fyrir að éta matinn frá sér

"Sixty-four-year-old Kentuckian Clifton Williams is being charged with second-degree assault after allegedly shooting his roommate in the buttocks for eating the last Hot Pocket."

Þetta hlýtur að vera afar gómsætur matur.

Sumt er gott.

Kóvitleysan gerði illt verra

"A new study published in The Lancet, a medical journal, has revealed that Covid-19 mandates such as lockdowns, mask mandates, and business closures, had no effect on the total number of deaths experienced as a result of the pandemic."

Í besta falli ekkert.

Hryðjuverkasamtökin BLM verða gjaldþrota.

Ekkert nema fíflagangur

Brezka lögreglan kemst ekki viku án þess að gera sig að fífli

"Just Stop Oil, a lawless climate change activist and terror group in the UK, was blocking traffic on a major road and one citizen had enough of it and did his civic duty to try to get traffic moving again.

He got arrested for his trouble."

Á meðan í Þýzkalandi

"Authorities raided 15 properties across Germany on Wednesday and seized assets in an investigation into the financing of protests by the Last Generation climate activist group, prosecutors said.

Munich prosecutors said they were investigating seven people, ranging in age from 22 to 38, on suspicion of forming or supporting a criminal organization."

Kalifornia er undarlegur staður

"The California State Assembly has passed a bill that would ban Skittles and other delicious candy treats over chemicals contained that are linked to health issues. This is the same state that passed a bill last year making the state a sanctuary for minors seeking sex changes."

Menn eru hressir þarna úti

"The Hunter College (part of the City University of New York) art adjunct who earlier this month trashed a student group’s pro-life table has now threatened a journalist by putting a machete to his neck."

Fuglar á eiturlyfjum

"Seagulls love synthetic cannabinoids, particularly a brand called Spice, which is popular in England - Incidents of the birds swooping down to nick users' stashes of the drug have apparently been reported in Hastings, East Sussex, Margate and Kent, as well as cities including London - A seagull and spice is not a good combo. It turns them into psycho gulls."

Þar höfum við það.

Menn horfa til himins

"A giant ‘black triangular shape’ UFO hovering over a California military base was caught on six videos and witnessed by 50 US Marines in 2021."