Skjaldbökur

Það er ekki mikil stemming fyrir þessu

""If Ukraine, due to various opinions and weakening of assistance, loses, Russia is going to enter Baltic states, NATO member states, and then the US will have to send their sons and daughters exactly the same way as we are sending our sons and daughters to war, and they will have to fight, because it’s NATO that we’re talking about, and they will be dying," Zelensky said."

Lát oss sjá... þeir einu milli okkar og Rússa sem virðast hafa áttað sig á að Rússar gætu bara valsað yfir til Frakklands ef þeim svo sýndist eru Pólverjar.  Þeir eru að gera ráðstafanir.

Íslenska ríkið er með einhverjar dularfullar hugmyndir um vernd eigin landamæra.

Ég veit ekki...

Ef R´ssum dytti nú í hug að sigla hingað og landa smá liði, eru þær Kata Jak og Þorgerður Katrín búnar að ákveða hvaða fleygu línur þær ætla að hrópa þegar þær verða hengdar á almannafæri öðrum til viðvörunar?

Ég hugsa: "Fokk Pútín!" eða eitthvað ámóta gáfulegt.  Eða það verður í hausnum á þeim, það sem kemur uppúr þeim mun hljóma öðruvísi.

Trans aktívistar...

Myndin segir allt.

Scott Adams fær uppreisn æru á internetinu.

Hnattræn hlýnun í Kaliforníu

"California Gov. Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency in more than a dozen counties across the state as the typically warm climate has been rocked by rare snowstorms in the past week."

Hafið sýður, sagði Al Gore.

Það er verið að smíða eitthvað á sporbaug.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"While many locals have described the turtles as a "frightening menace", local reporter April O'Neil has adamantly defended them. "They're young, ok? And they're only trying to help the city," explained Ms. O'Neil. "I have exclusive footage from last week showing these turtles helping ward off a group of dangerous lizard people trying to invade from D.C. They're heroes in a half-shell, so to speak.""

Ekki þekkjanlegt frá fréttunum eins og þær eru.

Dragons Lexicon Triumvirate og fleira skemmtilegt

Ekki það eftirminnilegasta.

"Isekai"

Þessi er góð.  Mæli með.

Twilight greint niður fyrir kjölinn.

Styttri útgáfan.

Kjötvélmenni

Tölva framtíðarinner er úr kjöti

"The technology has come to be known as OI, or “organoid intelligence,” and scientists have already achieved success in “programming” organic materials. In October, scientists in Australia linked a dish of 800,000 living brain cells to a computer, successfully teaching it to play the 1970s video game Pong."

Þeir búa til kjöt-vélmenni, og kjöt tölvur.  Þetta verður eitthvert Cronenberg-dæmi. Persónuleikinn verður AI, sem þýðir þetta sem AI er alltaf: hatast við sveringja og gyðinga, vegna þess að af því bara.

Eitt af mörgum vandamálum við rafrænan gjaldeyri

"New Zealanders were left unable to pay for vital goods such as food and water for days after cash machines and payment systems were knocked out by Cyclone Gabrielle..."

Bara eitt af mörgum.

Bretland er vísvitandi illa rekið

"The cost of producing, harvesting and transporting all crops has spiked because the cost of oil and gas was deliberately inflated. The cost of growing crops has increased because there is a “shortage” of fertiliser – likewise purposefully created.

Both of these are “blamed” on the war in Ukraine, but the war but both the energy crisis and fertiliser crisis predate the war in Ukraine (see here and here). We covered this in detail last spring when “food shortages” first hit the headlines."

Þeir hata fólkið í landinu.

Á meðan, í Rússlandi

Idaho getur bara batnað.

"Best of" Kóvitleysan:

"December 2021. The German police arresting Santa for not wearing a mask."

Aftur til 1935.

Hugmyndin um að stækka Idaho verður sífellt vinsælli

"The people who live in these counties are sick and tired of the radical left wing politics that rule their state because of cities like Portland.

Former Oregon House Speaker Mark Simmons penned an op-ed in the Idaho Statesman, a daily newspaper, over the weekend to explain why he supports the so-called Greater Idaho movement, which seeks to incorporate about 13 Oregon counties, or 63% of the state’s landmass and 9% of its population, within Idaho’s borders."

...enda er þetta brilljant hugmynd.

USA reynir að vera minna Íslensk í sinni pólitík

"The department’s inspector general announced it would conduct an audit to determine "whether the Office of the Secretary complied with Federal regulations, policies, and procedures regarding executive travel on DOT aircraft." This comes after Buttigieg reportedly used taxpayer-funded aircraft for at least 18 trips across the United States and internationally."

Það er mjög Íslenskt að trassa viðhald, og sóa almannafé jafnvel meira.

Þegar sömu asnarsnir stjórna á sama hátt verður niðurstaðan sú sama

"In France, the consumer price index increased by 6.2%, up from 6.0% in January, according to preliminary data from the statistics bureau Insee.

Meanwhile in Spain, which succeeded in containing price growth in the second half of 2022, inflation has now risen for two consecutive months in annual terms. Consumer prices increased 6.1% year-on-year in February, the National Statistics Institute (INE) reports."

Eini munurinn er að hér er þetta knúði meira af kolefnisgjöldum, þarna er þetta bein hækkun á orkuverði vegna stríðs.

Skattarnir eru allt of háir allstaðar.

Orkuskiftin

Hér í eyjum erum við búin að skifta um orkugjafa.  Semsagt, fara í orkuskifti, svo maður noti nýjasta orðskrýpið.

Við skiftum úr rafmagni unnu úr fallvötnum yfir í rafmagn úr dísel.

Ja, það er ó-írónískt græn orka.

Virkar víða.

Á sama tíma styttist í að Reykvíkingar kynni sér olíulausan lífstíl, bara svona smá, í boði SA & Eflingar.

Kannski munu þeir læra af því allskyns nytsamlega hluti.  Við vonum.

Já...

Fjölmiðlanefnd fær styrk til þess að halda að okkur meiri lygum

Eins og okkur vantaði það.

Athugið sannleiksgildið, ég mana ykkur.

Allir vilja taka þátt í þriðju heimstyrrjöldinni, en enginn vill vera viðbúinn henni

Eiturefnaslys hefur allskonar afleiðingar

"Residents in East Palestine, Ohio reported rashes and headaches following the massive toxic chemical explosion in their town earlier this month.

Despite reports of illnesses and dead animals, the Biden Regime and local Democrat officials continue to insist the air and water are just fine after the train derailment and toxic disaster.

One local resident told the New York Post his voice “sounds like Mickey Mouse” as if he inhaled helium."

Já...

I like to move it move it...

Flórída bannar skólum að sóa tíma nemenda með því að kenna þeim vitleysu

"The bill, HB 999, would also prohibit employers from considering diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) while hiring university faculty.

The bill states that general education classes at state universities may not suppress or distort significant historical events or include a curriculum that teaches identity politics, such as Critical Race Theory, or defines American history as contrary to the creation of a new nation based on universal principles stated in the Declaration of Independence."

Fréttir frá trúðaheimi

"Russia retained its position as Germany’s largest coal supplier last year despite sanctions that banned imports of the fossil fuel from the country in mid-2022"

HAHAHAHA!

Allir vilja starta WW3, enginn lætur sér detta í hug að *UNDIRBÚA SIG* fyrir það.  Eða nokkuð, svona almennt.

Úps

Feneyjar þorna vegna hækkunar sjávarborðs... eða eitthvað

"Cross Dependency Initiative (XDI), an independent climate risk analysis company, released its “Gross Domestic Climate Risk” (GDCR) rankings, which aim at quantifying the cost of extreme weather and climate change impacts on the built environment by 2050

According to the rankings, Venice is among the cities in Europe most vulnerable to rising sea levels and flooding from climate change...

Italian environmental association Legambiente “sounded the alarm this week,” CBS News declared, as a long stretch of low tides “have left the ancient city with low water and dry canals, making many of its famous waterways unnavigable” for the gondolas and other boats that course its channels."

Loftslagsvísindi: eina vísindakenningin sem gefur alltaf ranga niðurstöðu.

Höfundur Dilbert talar

"Útgefendur fjölda bandarískra dagblaða ákváðu að hætta að birta teiknimyndaseríuna Dilbert eftir reiðilestur höfundarins um blökkumenn. Hann lýsti blökkumönnum sem „haturshópi“ sem hann vildi ekki hafa neitt með að gera."

Svo segir fasista-áróðursveitan Vísir.is.

Af andfasíska miðlinum GP

"Adams said during one of his livestreams that all of the viral videos of black people beating up white people had led him to believe that the two races cannot live together peacefully.

The comic book creator also said that white people should stop trying to help black people and cited a poll that found only 53 percent of black people agree with the phrase "it's okay to be white.""

Hefur hann rangt fyrir sér?

Það er endalaust straumur af svona.  Hann sér miklu meira af þessu en við.

Að einhverju allt öðru:

Einn daginn rennur þetta saman við ChatGTP/DAN, og úr verður fysti vél-nazistinn.

Það endar alltaf þannig.

...

Transnistria er langt í burtu

Rússar halda að NATO vilji gera innrás í Transnistríu

"In a statement released on Friday, Russian diplomats cited data from the country’s Defense Ministry, according to which Ukraine has amassed considerable numbers of military personnel, as well as hardware and artillery on its border with Transnistria. In light of this, Moscow warned the US, NATO member states and their Ukrainian underlings against any further adventurous steps."

Til hvers?  Til að trufla komandi innrás Rússa í restina af þessum héruðum sem þeir ætluðu að klára að yfirtaka?
Það yrði vissulega meira en að segja það fyrir Rússa að bregðast við því.  Þarf að byrja á að taka Odessa til þess að geta keyrt þangað.

Írskar mæður á móti nauðgunum

"The team at Urban Scoop led by Tommy went to southern Ireland to talk to the women of Ireland, who are “leading the charge” and talking about the migrant crisis that has led to an epidemic of rape and abuse."

Alls ekkert woke, þessir Írar.  Á móti nauðgunum.  Það er einhverskonar fóbía og ismi er ég viss um.

Manson gerði ekkert af sér

"Ashley Morgan Smithline argued that she had been manipulated by Manson's ex-girlfriend into making false accusations about his conduct."

Afsakanir, afsakanir...

Sjáum til.

Allir þurfa M-16

Armalite er núna Ameríku-riffillinn

"The text of the bill has not yet been submitted, but according to congressional records it would declare an AR-15 style rifle chambered in a .223 Remington round or a 5.56x45mm NATO round to be the National Gun of the United States."

Því ekki?

Ég vil meina að þið öll þurfið einn svona AR riffil.  Í M-16 útfærzlunni, þið vitið: safe-semi & Fuck You.  16 tommu hlaup, hljóðdeyfi & red-dot, alveg eins og US mil. vill hafa þetta.  NATO standard, allt saman.

Af hverju?

Jú, þið hafið látið skrá ykkur sem þátttakendur í 3. Heimstyrrjöldina.  Það var sameiginleg ákvörðun ykkar.  Ég var ekki hafður með í ráðum.  Svo já, þið þurfið M-16.  Lágmark 300 skot.  Kannski nokkrar handsprengjur líka.

Rússarnir hafa AK-12, það er voða svipað tæki, þið verðið að geta mætt þeim á nokkurnvegin jöfnum grunni, ekki satt?

Þið ákváðuð þetta.  Þið völduð ykkur andstæðing.  Af einhverjum ástæðum.

Hvað þið viljið og hvað þið þurfið er ólíkt.  Þið viljið WW3, svo nú þurfið þið M-16.  Einfalt.

Meira WW3 shit

"the United States is set to more than quadruple its troop presence on the self-ruled island of Taiwan.

The WSJ details of the question of more troops positioned in Taiwan, "The U.S. plans to deploy between 100 and 200 troops to the island in the coming months, up from roughly 30 there a year ago, according to U.S. officials.""

Yay.

Á léttari nótum

"NATO has been criticised for a bizarre tweet comparing the Ukraine conflict to Harry Potter and Star Wars."

... já.

Bretar þurfa líka M-16

"British defence secretary Ben Wallace has predicted that the United Kingdom will be at war yet again by 2030, warning officials and citizens alike that the nation must invest in its military and prepare for the impending conflict."

Algert lágmark.

Sameinuðu þjóðirnar eru samansafn af nazistum

"The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO), an agency best known for maintaining a list of humanity’s most valuable cultural heritage sites, demanded the establishment of global guidelines for the regulation of social media in a conference on Wednesday to address alleged disinformation."

Illska neitar að hverfa.

Ekki tala um krimmana

"Describing the assault as a vicious attack by a gang, the family member said that they had found the response of the Gardai to be very upsetting.

"We can't understand it," he said. "We were asked to take down a social media post where we had identified the attackers as foreign nationals, because no one has been arrested and women need to know this information.""

Kökuskrímslið er uggvænlegt

"A suspect dressed as the beloved Sesame Street cooking monster, known for his hunger for sweets, has been terrorizing Santa Cruz, California locals along the coastal city's boardwalk by harassing them to pay him for snapshots with them or their children as well as shouting obscenities and taunts and onlookers."

Allt er til.

Vegna þess að það var hægt:

Þið þurfið... vegna ykkar eigin heimsku.

Ritskoðað í framtíðinni

Það er ágætt að rifja það upp að ein bóka Agöthu Christie hét upprunalega "Ten Little Niggers."  Því var breytt tvisvar, áður en allir urðu ánægðir.

Engu við það að bæta.

... já.

Hver er þessi Onision og af hverju þarf þessi bók meira en 2 klukkutíma?

Magnað.

Ekki Jenna Moreci

Stríði mótmælt

Það sem hann sagði.

Ef þetta er alger mínus og þrælahald, af hverju þá að vera að púkka uppá þetta?

Fólk eitthvað að mótmæla hernaði í Úkraníu

"Hundreds of protesters gathered in Washington, DC Sunday for the ‘March Against the War Machine’ rally, which featured speakers form the left and right critical of US support for the war in Ukraine: Ron Paul, Tulsi Gabbard, Dennis Kucinich, Ex Pink Floyd singer Roger Waters and comedian Jimmy Dore. Protests were also held in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle and Minneapolis."

Gott.

Líka í Munchen

"The protest under the motto “Make Peace” was organized by Covid lockdown opponents “Munich Stands Up!” and was open to all political affiliations. Speakers included Leftist MP Dieter Dehm and journalist Jürgen Todenhöfer, formerly of Merkel’s Christian Democrats."

AK-15

Her USA sigrar ekkert stríð með þessu hugarfari

"the Deparment of Defense reaffirmed their committment to diversity.

"Diversity is a strategic imperative critical to mission readiness and accomplishment. We were on site for the 2023 inaugural @DoD_ODEI Summit as DEIA experts led forums to advance the DEIA and DoD mission -- because our people matter," they said on Twitter."

Idíótar.

 

Meira að segja Mogginn tekur eftir þessu núna

"Now, the data has begun to speak for itself, thanks to people like former Blackrock portfolio manager Ed Dowd, who has devoted the last several years to deep-dive research and analysis of pandemic-related data (in fact, he's written an excellent book on the topic). Dowd, along with partners Carlos Alegria and Yuri Nunes, launched Phinance Technologies - where, aside from traditional macroeconomic analysis, they have produced comprehensive reports on pandemic-related disabilities and excess deaths using official data.

In part 3 of our US disabilities analysis we observed that the rise in disability rates post 2/2021 correlates closely with the rollout of the vaccination schedule. When looking at changes in disabilities on a wider time frame (since 2008) we observe that the disability rates rose or fell from month to month but tended to be relatively stable over time. However, as shown in part 1, the change in behaviour since early 2021 is clearly an abnormal occurrence with high level of statistical significance. It happens to be highly correlated to the cumulative Covid-19 vaccine rollout, but we cannot state that the correlation is statistically meaningful as it is based on a cumulative plot with obvious autocorrelation."

Menn hafa gögn.  Á meðan segja aðrir án þess að blikna að Kóvid geti drepið fólk án þess að það smitist fyrst.

GTA: St Andrew's

"Philadelphia law enforcement is searching for a man accused of abducting a woman on Saturday while he was driving a golf cart."

...ok.